to only just find thuis site and now cant seem to move my arse off the chair!

[muffymk]

Where has this site been all this time?

Thank you Daily Mail (barf)

How you all laugh...

...The sad truth is, it's more addictive than crack. But a bit funnier. And with better recipes.

The Daily Mail was my Mums!! honest!!lol

coming here at least gets me off FB!!

I'd go easy o the 'lol's if I were you

on

do u get a ban? or a virtual slap? sorry but i was on ahem..ivillage

Can't remember how I found the site, but I've been a lurker for a while. This is my second ever post, but believe me I've wasted a good few hours pissing myself laughing at all of your antics reading Classics! Love it

cunt, wanker, dickhead, cumbreath, mother fucker....oh thats better!!

welcome!no surprise you came here via dm.mn and dm are inextricably linked.daily someone (who doesn't read dm will link it odious stories).mn is heaving with folk who find dm in gp surgery/café/parents houes.but they dont read it no siree

If you can get the cunting smileys to fucking work

Smiley cunt bastard

well i was gonna say hello and welcome but then saw the DM biut so was gonna say fuck off but then i saw the barf so i guess its ok to welcome you again.

so, hello. i look forward to no doubt offending you in the future.

i love a good swear where the fuck cant you say cunt

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Glad its not just me who's hooked

I found the site a couple of weeks ago and have been on daily

DH has just shouted upstairs "Are you on that bloody MN forum thingy again?"

I joined in August and haven't left the couch since. My armpit hair is down to my knees and don't get me started on my pubic region

well i went shopping four hours ago and still havent taken my coat off as I promply sat down and not moved since!

I've only been on for few weeks and already my 7 year old DS heaves a sigh when he sees me at the PC and says 'are you on Mumsnet again?' in a very world-weary tone. The same one I use for ClubPenguin....

He even has taken to coming and turning my screen off so he can get my attention.

I'm dooooooomed.....

I found this sight a few months ago and have been lurking daily ever since.

I cant wait until my first AIBU post,I just need someone to upset me

"As imaginary friends go, I think Mumsnet is better than God."

Brilliant!

How do I recommend Cicatrice for the quote of the week for this one?

lowrib i completely agree,

Im newbie ish... its not mn that pulls me in its AIBU!

i looove this thread for some reason...

...maybe i have issues?

oh and also its the best place for a good bitch fight honest opinion!

I have lost my life (and evenings) to MN......!

i'm relatively new too mostly on late at night since i have trouble sleeping. its nice here,i likes it
still a bit confused by some of the site. can we not message each other privately?
i joined the FB group as well

I have 'wasted' a lot of time on MN, but I have also found many of life's short-cuts on here. If there is ANYTHING you want to know just start a thread with the question and lo and behold you'll be littered with links and people offering to post you stuff/get you a date/move in with you - whatever!