To worry what friends might have thought about my cleanliness

[BalloonSlayer]

Lucky enough to be getting a new kitchen.

I have been clearing out the cupboards of the old one, moving the fridge etc.

Ohhh the filth! Enough to make even a student retch.

And in its new position, light shines into the fridge at a different angle, accentuating all manner of unsightly greasy splashes and splodges - ugh! - that I never knew existed.

And don't get me started on under the fridge. < heave >

I can't talk about this to my friends. What if they think: "Well Doh! She's only just noticed her kitchen is a biological hazard? Why does she think I say: 'I've just had one thanks' every time she's offered me a cup of tea for the last three years?' "

Counsel me please, any unsanitary Mumsnetters who may be out there...

I have a light on my cooker hood which is never turned on as it shows up all the smears and evdience of very half arsed cleaning of the tiles.

I also dropped something in the kitchen over xmas and noticed that the bottom plinth bits underneath the cupboards were filthy. Who the hell decided on a white kitchen (that would be me).