and a bit soppy and non-MNy...

[SleighBelleDameSansMerci]

...to feel a bit sad and tearful following the many posts on here about relationships breaking down over the Christmas period?

Some of the posts are very, very sad. Others have me feeling a bit scared for the OPs. Others have me fuming.

Not sure it's relevant but don't want to be accused of being "smug married" so will add that I'm single parent who has given up on the whole relationship thing.

they can't give you a good rogering though, can they ?

Um, depends on your preferences I think, but I have heard that some can

oh perrr-leez

have met some stallions recently that I would with, if anatomically possible

or if they at least had retractable hooves as they might hurt my shoulders otherwise

You don't mean purr-leez, do you?

I know it was weak but couldn't resist!

mmmm BIG cats

would with one of those too, especially a tiger

(obviously am single for some very good reasons )

Looks like my work here is done - problem solved

Mitchy - to contribute to this discussion at a late stage :

I'd say you might want to sort out your little problem "down-by" before entering the church of lesbiantarianism

heh

I forget what my name is these days