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to take my children out into the garden and slaughter them like pigs?

29 replies

GreensElves · 24/12/2009 20:38

HONESTLY

stop the world I want to get off

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cornysxmasmuffmusic · 24/12/2009 20:39

Not in bed yet then?

GreensElves · 24/12/2009 20:43

NO

they are being absolutely dreadful

and frankly dh is making it worse

Right now I just want to take our tent up onto Dartmoor and come back on 2nd January

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cornysxmasmuffmusic · 24/12/2009 20:44

Oh no! What are they doing?

minko · 24/12/2009 20:44

Haha! Mine have been bloody awful today. Excitement about Xmas has gone full circle and they have been argumentative, teary, hyperactive and moody all at once.

FanjoForTheMankySocks · 24/12/2009 20:44

thats a pretty disturbing thread title to say least!

nikki1978 · 24/12/2009 20:45

Ha ha! We have been stuck in all day because of the ice on the roads and pavements so they have been beating each other up and trashing my tidying. Little beggars. Not sure that I would slaughter them given the option though

TrinityReindeer · 24/12/2009 20:45

yes you are being unreasonable

now breathe and tell nana trinity all about it

whats up??

FanjoForTheMankySocks · 24/12/2009 20:46

although i feel your pain

FanjoForTheMankySocks · 24/12/2009 20:47

oops, totally xposted,posting on phone

SlobbyBOB · 24/12/2009 20:48

Only if you do them Kosher

GreensElves · 24/12/2009 20:53

we went out to a restaurant for nice Christmas Eve meal with 11 adults and 10 kids, all family friends - kids' table and 2 adults' tables - all the kids were hyper but NOT on the scale of my ds1, he was completely unbearable - throwing things, bellowing, standing on his chair - for 2 fucking hours

he has AS and is thrown by things like Christmas and special occasions generally - I did everything that normally works - gave him something to chew/fiddle with, took him outside for a quiet calm-down chat, etc etc

but he was bloody terrible and it was one of the most stressful meals I've ever had

since we've got home he has accidentally hit his brother in the face and made him cry, screamed at his dad, slammed several door, claimed he can't remember how to put his pyjamas on, freaked out and started screaming in the shower because he thought ds2 was going to wee on him

dh is thundering around the place being disciplinarian asending ds1 to sit on the stairs over and over again when what he really needs is just to go to fucking BED

but I will be in the shit for undermining him if I interfere, he's already snapped at me twice for trying to diffuse things in the restaurant

I am NOT feeling festive

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WingedVictory · 24/12/2009 20:56

Haha. My DS was shouting at the star in the carol service, and also tried to sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Little heathen, haha, his father will be proud.

Also put the boot in to me as I was holding him up to see the star.

Thank goodness he didn't spot the donkey....

Throw them out in the snow, GreensElves!

spicybingowings · 24/12/2009 20:59

Get your DH a glass of something nice and say, here you go love, why don't you go and sit down and relax while i sort out the kids, in a very gentle and caring voice! That always works with my DH who also goes mad if I 'interfere' when he is 'dealing with things'!

DisElfchanted3 · 24/12/2009 21:01

Horrid title, even if you are feeling shite, sorry

Metatron · 24/12/2009 21:12

made me grin! Cheers Greensleeves!

nannynobnobs · 24/12/2009 21:19

Mine are screaming upstairs because dd2 keeps trying to get in dd1's bed, they both wriggle and fidget then start whinging at each other.
DH was supposed to be back from the pub about seven.
I'm going with the 'smother with pillow' unless they shape up and quiet down very soon

mummyofexcitedprincesses · 24/12/2009 21:38

Mine are asleep and I would feel pretty smug except it was a battle and a half to get them there. I ended up ringing bells under their window and telling them Santa would bypass our house if they weren't asleep!

GreensElves · 25/12/2009 00:55

yes the title was meant to be horrid

but I am sure you will survive it

the little angels are asleep now, anyway

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savoycabbage · 25/12/2009 02:33

I thought your title was hilarious. It made me laugh my head off. I'm glad they are asleep now.

CardyMow · 25/12/2009 03:09

SOMEONE co,me and smack my 6yo DS2 over the head with a hammer . EVERY blardy time I try to get his stocking from his door he wakes up when I'm halfway up the stairs and yells very loudly 'why hasn't father christmas been yet I've been a very good boy honest honest honest make him come now'....

CardyMow · 25/12/2009 03:10

GAH!!!!!

skihorse · 25/12/2009 05:09

Very funny title!

RockBird · 25/12/2009 08:05

Love the title . Hope you have a better day today...guess it's an alternative to turkey if not

Goblinchild · 25/12/2009 08:28

Did you think your DS would handle the restaurant differently, based on past experience, with so many people and Christmas frenzy on top?
Mine wouldn't.
And it would have written off the next several hours as well, as he struggled to control. I'd have given him the tent.

I do have some delicious medieval recipes for whole pig roast though.

SleepingLion · 25/12/2009 09:53

Love the thread title!

I'm guessing those who are taking it seriously () have not read Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal - not for those who don't get satire!