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to fantasis about hot sex with Aled Jones at at 8am on a Sunday morning?

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whoopstheregoesmymerkin · 20/12/2009 09:09

We would both be wearing arran jumpers...
Is it just me?

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whoopstheregoesmymerkin · 20/12/2009 16:51

Littlefishe - Oh tell us more pleeeease?

Cybilin I will bake lots of cakes for church fetes worse than death in return for just one night of passion. Got to be worth hasn't it. If I write a proposal can your friend slip it in kid's lunch box?
Or do you think this would be inappropriate behaviour for a teacher? Hmm whole new thread there....

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kreecherlivesupstairs · 20/12/2009 16:52

If I can fantasise about a threeway with me and Adrian Chiles and Tim Spall you can have Aled the snowman Jones.

whoopstheregoesmymerkin · 20/12/2009 16:56

woooooooah! Kreecher, if you're getting really minxy then I am going to add Neil Diamond in reindeer deelyboppers into the mix. Oh yes. Is Aled man enough I ask myself. Uh-huh. I thinks so.

Come on Piglet, let's get ourselves a hot tub!

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CybilinExcelsisDaewoo · 20/12/2009 16:58

Yes he has a child (Marys boy Child arf) and apparently is as nice as pie

Littlefish · 20/12/2009 17:48

Whoops - I knew him when he was a young, impressionable 19 yr old. We were at music college together for a couple of years and then met up again briefly about 10 years later when he was visiting the town where I lived. He really is lovely.

Hulababy · 20/12/2009 17:51

He looks like Bradley in Eastenders

pigletmania · 20/12/2009 18:28

OOOOOh yes Whoops lets, did you see him on Songs of Praise tonight, yummy yummy he is so lovely. Ok so hes not conventionally good looking but he is so nice someone that you would want your daughter to marry. He has two children a girl Amelia and a boy called Luke (i think)

pigletmania · 20/12/2009 18:29

He does look a bit like Bradley quite a striking resemblance. I like Bradley too.

pigletmania · 20/12/2009 18:30

I do sometimes wonder what he looks like with his clothes off

muggglewump · 20/12/2009 18:40

I'm guessing a bit chubby and not remotely hot?

DarrellRivers · 20/12/2009 18:41

He has a lovely voice

DarrellRivers · 20/12/2009 18:41

Aaah, Neil Diamond

supersalstrawberry · 20/12/2009 18:48

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KaySqueeHarker · 20/12/2009 18:57

One of his children was Christened on Songs of Praise, I think. Well, you know, they had filming of it, it wasn't like a live event you could get on the red button or anything.

Chubby or not, I still like him. Though I'm not sure why he was clearly wearing a vest under his blue shirt when walking around on a sunny day in Bethlehem.

Quattrocento · 20/12/2009 19:00

That's indecent

Sorry

muggglewump · 20/12/2009 19:52

"I know a woman who looks just like Aled Jones"

When I was at Uni, I knew a guy who looked like Dot Cotton. My friend did the deed with him when she was drunk and we never let her forget it

Nefertari · 20/12/2009 19:57

Aled Jones????

Now, Neil Oliver, maybe.

arisHOHOHOcat · 20/12/2009 20:13

oooh, i like Neil too.
am seriously missing Coast

yummyyummyyummy · 20/12/2009 20:25

Was he good in your fantasy-were you walking on the air and floating in mooooon-lit sky ?

Nefertari · 20/12/2009 20:30

Sorry to sound so boring, but with Neil, its the log brown hair and brown eyes that does it for me. DP has long hair too, but sadly now going grey.

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