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To think that the song Hallelujah

73 replies

LadyGlenChristmasPresent · 14/12/2009 22:32

should be permanently banned from public performance without a licence.
I have attended no fewer than FIVE concerts of various types over the past couple of weeks and at each one, someone different has done their best to torture that bloody song into submission.
It's going round my head in a loop now and I don't think I'm ever going to get it out.
Isn't there a UN convention that covers this sort of thing?

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CitizenPrecious · 15/12/2009 21:11

the rhymes are great, though

specially "do yer"

paisleyleaf · 15/12/2009 21:17

Ms Highwater, Simon Cowell has the rights to Hallelujah now anyway.

IvanaDK · 15/12/2009 21:25

How wonderful to be a member of a place where people actually know Hallelujah - and all the covers!

But how sad that other people don't bother to listen to the lyrics (a bit like this: video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1281462668851266322# ) before they make children sing a song - I am sadly not surprised, people hear what they want to hear, and because there was a cover of Hallelujah in Shrek, it is now considered a children's song...

MsHighwater · 15/12/2009 21:34

"Simon Cowell has the rights to Hallelujah"

No-o-o-o-o-o!

morningpaper · 15/12/2009 21:37

The lyrics are about a man's view of sex and love and drawing allusions to David and Bathsheba and Sampson and a bit of Moses and - it's a bit like taking drugs and then regurgitating the Old Testament after you've been dumped

IMO

morningpaper · 15/12/2009 21:38

here's one interpretation

morningpaper · 15/12/2009 21:39

and another

TisTheSeasonToBeHully · 15/12/2009 21:43

You're all barking. It's about his name shall be call-ed wonderful diddle diddle diddle er, counsellor, Almighty God the Everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

DuchestnutsOfAvon · 15/12/2009 22:04

veryconfusedandupset - we seem to be in a minority but we KNOW we are right.

veryconfusedandupset · 16/12/2009 07:51

Duchest - Didn't see your post when I posted - Yes, when she sings it ( and I 've een to two concerts where she has ) it makes me come over all funny - and she certainly doesn't sing it as a song of innocence. LC himself made me come over all funny for the whole concert though, when I saw him at the NEC last year.

KissingUnderTheMittsletoe · 16/12/2009 08:12

Jeff Buckley,
and he DOES leave me feeling decadent and naughty and also a little like I am a voyeur/witness to something that makes me just shudder.

And when he draws the first breath at the beginning of the track, I completely melt,

TheChewyToffeeMum · 16/12/2009 08:33

mmmm - currently listening to Buckley version on Spotify and am going to compare all the others. I will let you know if I find any gems.

I don't think anyone else apart from JC himself can make it feel quite so sordid though.

I think if my DDs school wanted her to sing it I might have to have words with the teacher.

TheChewyToffeeMum · 16/12/2009 08:39

OK - have just been distracted by Leonard Cohen singing Suzanne - now that really makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand-up.

curryfreak · 16/12/2009 10:11

John Cale's is the best.

yummyyummyyummy · 16/12/2009 10:35

Wow that Kathryn Williams version made the hairs on my neck stand up.Utterly mesmorising
I think its about the pain of love using biblical anaalogies.

LittleWhiteWolf · 16/12/2009 10:37

I find the Jeff Buckley version whiney and annoying (sorry to speak ill of the dead)
My ultimate version is KD Lang. I also enjoy the Leonard Cohen version, even though he's not the best singer.
Basically I feel that if a singer whines their way through it or belt it out just relying on their strong voice (Ms Burke, I'm looking at you) then I dont think they truly understood what they were singing about.

glasjam · 16/12/2009 10:53

Right, I love the Jeff Buckley version and in certain moods love the Leonard Cohen original. Thought I would widen my experience of this song and clicked on the Kathryn Williams link thinking I had clicked on Katherine Jenkins. Was therefore prepared to scoff but then heard a beautifully sung understated version and thought f**k me is that what Katherine Jenkins sounds like when she's not operatically warbling?? Then wondered why there was a picture of a moody looking brunette woman in a tunnel and then twigged this was obviously NOT Ms Jenkins.

Then thought, in the interest of research, that I would listen to Ms Jenkins' version. OMG she doesn't get it - I actually think a 9 year old would have done it more justice - I couldn't listen past "But you don't really care for music do Yooooooooo!" It's "Do ya" you unfeeling, Lady-Penelope-like automaton! PAH!!

But thanks anyway to veryconfusedandupset for that Kathryn Williams link

natapillar · 16/12/2009 11:22

I love this song. my dad says that Cohen cannot be beaten on this since it is his song,but I also love Buckley's version. As someone said before the version from Shrek is great too any other cover of this song seems like blasphemy to my ears!

AllFallDown · 16/12/2009 13:24

Even Leonard Cohen has said that he never wants to hear it sung again, because it's been so overdone ...

cestlavie · 16/12/2009 13:45

Part of the beauty of the song is that a decent singer imbues it with their own meaning so people find different things in it.

Buckley's is soaring, spiritual and ethereal - picking up the religious aspects in it and almost making it into some sort of plaintive hymn.

Cale's is a song to a former lover, about history and broken relationships and what might have been. A song of sincerity and sorrow, beating himself up about loss.

Cohen's is introspective, questioning about life and love and religion, almost muttered to himself in a darkened room with no-one else listening.

It doesn't really matter who you like so long as it's someone who cares about the song and bothers trying to find their own meaning in it.

On the other hand, people who sing it because it's a nice pretty song that's a lovely musical backdrop to a 'sad' relationship moment in some US teen show should be be taken outside and quietly fed to wild dogs - yes, I'm looking at you Kathryn Jenkins and most of all Alexandra ?When I sing it I?m thinking about a girl who is in love with a boy and is trying to get them to notice her" Burke.

Hello, hello? Did anyone else get that in the lyrics? "I've seen your flag on marble arch, love is not a victory march, it's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah". Jeez. A song about a girl trying to get a boy to notice her.

CitizenPrecious · 16/12/2009 15:03

I was singing that line on the 436 bus yesterday from Marble Arch to at least Camberwell...

my rendition- although short and a little repetitive- was near perfect and I am sure my travelling companeros all agreed with me

ILoveGregoryHouse · 16/12/2009 15:17

Hully

Moresproutsplease · 16/12/2009 20:23

Has no-one listened to my version? It's the best

All the others are rubbish

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