to wish Kirstie Allsopp would stop dressing like an overgrown 5 year old?

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and that fluffy hat made her look a bit like Candy Statton.

Oi, Allsopp, noooo!

candy statton...snort! brilliant!

Didn't you like how she complained about the safety goggles cos she 'was vain' - yeah, its that, not the gigantic tartan nighty you've been wearing in every show thats the unfashionable bit!

arf at tartan nighty.

Lol, it was a nighty tho' wasn't it? Obv with 2 year old didn't have time to dress before school run so just stuck wellies on and went out!

Either she's pregnant (altho' even then surely she has the money to shop at Jojo like other yummy mummies rather than wear tent-y too-big clothes) or needs someone to give her a bit of clothing advice!

She has a permanent "little girl about to throw a strop" expression on her face. I've gone right off her.

Oh Behave!!! We've all got dodgy outfits I'm sure.

I know someone who dresses like a 5 year old, everything is colour co-ordinated and she always wears hair accessories. I'm fascinated by her.

Spend £35 on a book of gold leaf to stick on some pears to make name labels for your festive table...... Purleeeese

i am sure she is 'high maintenance' whatever that means
people say it about me and i take it to me 'good fun and worth all the hassle'

her clothes can be a bit silly

I wish she'd stop talking like a 5 year old

I had to snort when she excitedly tried the effect of that frayed ribbon rose (urgh) on her ballet pump (her favourite shop would have to be uber-posh VV Rouleaux, dontcha know - makes perfect sense). What with the tartan nighty and the bobbled shoes, all she needs is a lovely little hat with a jingly bell on the end - lovingly hand-sewn by those needlecrafting women at Hatfield House, no doubt - and she'd turn into Noddy .

I did think the pears were a waste of time!

I had wondered if she might be pregnant, she looked ridiculous on the opening sequence bit in that daft tent.

It made me chuckle at the end as she looked in awe at her own table set up for christmas. They probably filmed it in July!

Whos Kirsty Allsopp,
No really, who is she?