to irrationally HATE every single perfume advert ever shown on telly. It can't just be me...

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J'adore - Charlize Theron dropping her kecks and going J'adoooooore in deranged manner.

Anything by Kate Moss. Do you really want to smell like Kate Moss. Really?

Stupid Paco Rabanne aftershave advert where the dozy bloke clicks his fingers - fuck off.

Something by Aramani where Beyonce does her best Shirley Bassey impression. And why does she go 'Diaaaaaaaamoooooods, are a girl...best... FWIEND'.

Amd that unspeakable combo of Keira Twatley and Joss Stone on that interminable Chanel ad.

I was given a Kate Moss perfume after giving birth. At first I was sceptical but tbh its deffinately one of the nicest perfumes I have had.

There is a dreadful one set in a field of flowers... aarrgghh

They don't work on me, I have no idea who the slebs in them are, and can never remember what perfume they were for anyway.

actually think it's Tom Ford

YABU.

It is quite rational to hate them because they are shit.

Hmm, I don't mind the Matthew McConaughey one either. WOOF!

it's not irrational.
i hate the man's eau de toilette advertwhere he's in white tiny speedos in a boat.

i DO NOT!! find a man in white tiny speedos attractive! even the sight of it makes me want to vomit!

Oh no, I quite like the tiny white Speedos one too.

wonder what that smells like

YANBU. They are utterly, unspeakably poncey!

I made you this film...so you can see me...my eyes...my kneecaps...my little fingernail....

YANBU. Except the Jean Paul Gaultier classique ones. Sexy perfume, sexy ads.

Oh CHRIST no that bloke in speedos in a boat is great, especially when he starts to cla,ber over a lucky woman

I watched that ad with DP sat next to me, he said for god's sake close your mouth.

Gratuitous nakedness of the male form totally acceptable in perfume ads imo. Better than women jumping about looking vacant.

YABU

the charlize theron one is fantastic, she looks beautiful, its a piece of art

the one with a Muse song and the chick in fantastic Midnight Blue gown is also wonderful - dior midnight poison

and the audrey tautou one...love it.

I agree that the chicks dressed in Gold for Gucci is more an advert for marching powder than perfume.

and nicole kidman is as execrable in that advert as she was in the film it references.

The Keira Knightly one makes me giggle, is it just me or does anyone else think she walks like Oda Mae Brown?

the bloke in white speedoes HAS NO WILLY!

Lol TheFoosa- Eau De Fanjeau?

rofl at the tom ford one. DD was watching...

Edgar - Charlize is a beauty, but she looks deranged in that ad, stomping along dropping her clothes.

She sounds like she has been possessed by the devil as well.

Madness.

Gawd knows what I have missed in that Tom Ford one.

LOLOL at Oda Mae Brown.

I love the way that Keira is a pouting beauty when her face is in repose, however when she smiles it is a manic grin from the gates of hell a la Jack Nicholson in the Shining.

Yes the midnight poison and chanel no5 ones are very good. Some can be quite beautiful but some a extraordinarily awful.

i think the worst ever was the 'show me your TOMMY!' one,tommy hilfiger, c1997=8

Anyone remember this ad for j'adore which looked like the mosel had been exhumed from an Egyptian crypt?

The Barry White stylee tunes crack me up though.

My favourites perfume ads of the old days were the Liz Taylor ones. She looked mad spectacular.

Also love perfume ads in print. In OK they faithfully show Alex Curran's perfume ad. Alex Curran! Who in the name of god would buyt that?

DISCLAIMER

I do not buy OK magazine (viewed in doc surgery/dentists/flicked through guiltily in Sainsbos cafe)

What's that stupid one, you know, the one that goes "have you got the code"? What a pile of drivel.....

I also hate the one with Jude Law in it - basically because I think he's a twat.

Oh yes I could happily slap Keira Poutly and Sienna Miller in their "I'm so kooky, chuckle chuckle" ads, and Nicole in the "I love to dance" one

but I do like the eerie one with a girl surrounded by flowers where they're playing a spooky version of I Feel Love