to want to tell my neighbours to shove their Christmas star where the stars don't shine?

[giraffespullthesleigh]

My street (all flats) seem to have a "who can have the most shitetastic Christmas decorations" competition. Lots and lots of lights in the windows and shops round the corner are selling these decorations really cheaply so probably that encourages them further.

I don't really care what people have - its their electricity bill! But people accross the road have put up today a giant star it goes through a big sequence of fading in and out of colours and then does a very fast flashy thing. SO I am happily MNing/watching TV and keep suddenly looking up in fright as bright flashes catch my eye. Its doing my fekkin head in. Can see it even with curtains shut.

AIBU to want to use fairy light to spell out FUCK OFF?

You need lined curtains I think

And maybe a bah humbug sign?

Maybe a little U. But it did make me laugh.

My tree has millions a few flashing twinkling lights on it. Every year DD throws herself in front of it when my dad is here. He's epilectic and she's convinced he'll have a seizure

I am afraid you are being unreasonable!

We have one of these in the house opposite but with bright bright yellow flashing leaves, I am convinced you can see it in space!! One year we some of the neighbourhood kids put stuffed monkeys in it every day for a 10 days til a snotty note went up about tresspass and calling the police!!

They have had it for 6 years now, although the year before last we were treated to something similar to this but larger with flashing blue and purple "blossom"!!!

callaird: you poor, poor, poor woman. What hell you live across the way from...

deepest sympathy!

what can I say?

Enjoy!