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AIBU?

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Is it OK to stab your own mother to death with a veg peeler?

13 replies

cornishgal · 07/12/2009 19:24

Mum's here staying the night en route home from visit to friends. I popped out for the blink of an eye - to take ds to the docs - and came home to find her IN AN APRON, doing all the veg for dinner (joint of pork was already cooking) . When I say, helplessly, "Is there anything I can do?" she replies in the sort of voice you'd use to a teenager who does sod all, ever. "Yes! Lots! Tut!" and yet physically won't let me near the oven. She is whirling about the kitchen in state of high excitement, rather as you would be if volunteering to help in a shelter after Katrina, cooking magnificently slo-o-o-w-ly, while I and the kids die of hypoglycaemia. And dh is hissing: "This is just what it will be like at Christmas". And it will be. I'm being ever so mature and sulking upstairs. So - thought I'd just ask: AIBU?

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HinnyPet · 07/12/2009 19:25

LOL no, but then I wish my Mum would help!

mulledfruitshootandcheese · 07/12/2009 19:25

I'll have her...send her over.. I hate cooking

MollieO · 07/12/2009 19:26

God I'd love it if my mum did that. YABCompletely and utterly U!

FabIsVeryHappy · 07/12/2009 19:26

YABU, it isn't fair on the veg peeler.

Brunettelady · 07/12/2009 19:27

I haven't actually said this on here before but YABU. Appreciate the fact that she is cooking tea and put your feet up. My mum disowned me when I was 4 so unless she is a really horrible person, you should appreciate that she is there, trying to be helpful.

EccentricaGallumbits · 07/12/2009 19:29

only if she serves up sprouts with it.

pour wine.

send kid in to lay table.

enjoy.

will you be expected to washup or will she get on with that too>?

RubysReturn · 07/12/2009 19:31

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MmeLindt · 07/12/2009 19:34

Take advantage of the peace to have a big glass of wine and some MN time.

Send the DC into the kitchen to 'help' Granny.

HinnyPet · 07/12/2009 19:35

rofl at Ruby!
Enjoy a tea that you didn't have to cook and offer a glass of wine to your Mum!

RorysRacingReindeer · 07/12/2009 19:40

so long as it's not been used previously and you get rid of all the evidence, preferably in a handy shower curtain, you should be ok.

cranbury · 07/12/2009 19:42

YABVVVVU - my mother died when I was young. I would kill for a mother to cook me dinner

drlovesmincepies · 07/12/2009 21:52

i think your mums being sweet , can we swap ? you'd soon want yours back and appreciate her as mines a total nutjob!

cornishgal · 07/12/2009 21:55

Yeah - I thought I probably was being a bit U. But OH MY GOD she's irritating. Alcohol did help though - sound advice. Cheerssshhh guys. xxx

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