to expect hoverers to put the seat up first

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In a rush in Tescos - quickly popped to the loo and was lucky enough to get an empty cubicle. So far so good.
When I got up I found I was considerably wetter than I ought to have been so checked on the seat.
There was a huge amount of wee sprayed all over the back part -not just a bit of moistness - puddles of the stuff.
I boaked at the thought of wiping someone elses wee with nought but a bit of tissue paper to hand and quickly left the cubicle.
I was immediately sorry when I saw that the next in line was a Mum and little girl.

Bugger. I hesitated just too long -I should have warned her -but maybe she would have thought it was me who did it and was too idle to wipe. But then again maybe she thought it was me anyway.

Damn you hovering woman for puttng me in that position- hope your pants are all splashy now.

Next time put the f^%&ing seat up.

Aaah - that feels better

This really p*** me off as well! And what's with the hovering in the first place? If everyone just sat down properly then there wouldn't be wee all over the seat anyway.

If you're too precious to even let your arse touch the seat, why would you touch it with your hand? I mean, your HAND??? Think of all the little germies that could soak into your fingers and come out and get you in a moment of weakness...

YABU to expect this of hoverers.
YANBU to get annoyed at wee splattered seats.

I suspect my son wees without lifting seat (as it has a tendency to fall down) and I quite often get a wet arse after. GRRR YANBU

YANBU! An absolutely disgusting habit.

OH had to mop up a hoverrer's wee at the stables yesterady in the communal loo - he knew if he didn't everyone would assume that he, the man, had sprinkled.