to wish Paulo Nutini would stand up straight and stop hopping around like he's got a broom handle up his arse?

[nevergoogledragonbutter]

I have no idea what his face actually looks like.

I'm a fan, but really. Stand up straight lad.

ouch.

NGDB, the first one was good, but quite mainstream. The second one sounds like he's leading the singsong in the pub after a bottle of whisky. That's not a criticism - I think I prefer it to the first one. His voice and style of song have totally changed.

hmm, interesting. i'll have to borrow my sisters first album.

He's like an auld jakey drunk that hangs about in George Square in Glasgow, I can't stand him! Unfortunately any time he as much as farts he appears in the Daily Record

naw he's no ah'that.jakies have lived a bit.he is limper than a henry healy lettuce

v true scottishmummy

He is mad but lovely.

His american/paisley accent in his latest song is var funny.

maybe he hangs oot at grand ole opry paisley rd west

If he does, I don't think he'd have any memory of it. He always looks pished.

he sings like a Buchanan street drunk who has just had a few injections at the dentist

Biggest bag of green I've ever seen....

You need to listen to the lyrics which may answer many of your questions

LOL!he sounds like a dug barkin up a close

just tell us Gomez why he sings like a drunk with a numb mouth.

I have spent many years in Paisley and NO ONE speaks the way he sings

Why does he sing like a Yankie pensioner?

To make himself irresistable, crackers

He found his muse in the States for his second album.

Another clue Jasper - biscuit tin containing only cigarette and skins combined with large bag of green.

Do you know what it is yet? [said in a Rolf Harris stylee]

my fave paisley boy is barry lavety.i too have worked in paisley

To be fair I try to avoid Paisley as much as possible so have no great experience of the local venacular. I did have a friend in Barrhead and that was to be honest quite scary enough for me .

East Coast Scardey Cat who was brought up near to The Proclaimers hence in no position to talk .

In true Spartacus style, I too have worked in Paisley.

step up all us paisley workers.old and new

Have any of you been to his dad's chippy?

if he does chips and curry sauce,aye mebbe

I used to live in Barrhead and knew a Nutini. Have wondered if it's his cousin or what. There weren't meant to be many of them around then.

2nd album a bit great and a bit hoaky.

borr-heid been there many times

gallus I thought you were a fan! You've been Jacob'd obviously.

Personally I WOULD. Being up the duff I'm getting some very colourful dreams right now and I'm hoping to direct a little attention his way

[off to find some more pics]