to think that it's just not fair that some people have a bigger, nicer house than me and newer cars

[choufleur]

I want a really big house (quite fancy this one search.knightfrank.com/CHO080427) but really can't afford it and want a garage full of shiney sports cars and great big 4x4s

YANBU. That massive Euromillions pot went to 2 UK tickets and I bought neither one. This is plainly wrong. I have exquisite taste, which means I deserve to be rich.

YANBU.
My neighbour has pre cut fruit and I have to peel my own pineapple.

It's just not fair, I should have whatever I want

oh i want horses too and a house in the south of france.

unreasonable moi?

Pineapple is a bitch to peel.

Yes and some people have better husbands than me, dammit.

I want this one, for example

But I want everyone in the village to resent me because I have more money than them.

The first week my (long time ago) work lottery syndicate played we did two lines. We got three numbers on one, and the other three numbers on the other. Gutted does not describe how I felt, and still feel to this day. We never won another penny in four years.

This is getting boring now

That house is quite nice, chofleur, but a pheasant shoot is incredibly noughties. You want a peasant shoot, like all the Russian billionaires have got.

changed my mind. i want
this one now

chufleur, get a bitch to peel a pineapple.

[runs for cover]

YANBU

Id love a house like that but im quite happy with the 3 bedroom detached im about to move to in Leicester! Although the nice cars i lust after far more then i think the insurance would kill me and im sensible again!

Leicester's nice Jand. I'm about 10 miles from the centre.

Don't like the last house, the clouds are ever so wrong. Tres inelegant. Hah.

The worst thing is having really had a lovely house with 2 sitting rooms and a scullery and an ensuite jacquzzi bath and a heated black swimming pool and water features and a maid three times a week who cleaned my large house from top to bottom and washed and ironed all our clothes and then we moved to England and now we live on top of each other in the tiniest of houses and I have to do all the £$$% cleaning myself!!!

So if you want all that move to South Africa - you will get an amazing house for £100 000 but you might be hijacked or killed at any moment. Small price to pay I think.

Haarrhaarr.... 2 decades of glorious expat life: maids, cooks, drivers, secretary..... [cries large hot tears]
I feel your pain.
[looks at the hoover with disgust and fear]

YANBU. Me too...

lol I actually don't like the inside, looks old and creepy!