Pregnant women are crazy

[BelfastBloke]

1. I come home 1030pm from my only day at work
2. Pregnant wife joins me on sofa for welcome-home chat
3. She mentions she has a rare day off work tomorrow
4. I say, "I want you to join DD and me at toddler group"
5. She says, "You can't order me what to do", and flounces off to bed.
6. So I'm sleeping on the sofa.

oh, god, i think this place is dangerous.

here we all were thinking it's fine to be a hormonal pregnant woman and have a few strops here and there, then these men come along and show that they're hurt and concerned about it.

[sob]

now what?!

(ps, belfastbloke; make her a cup of tea and give her a big hug, tell her you lvoe her and that you're sorry for being insensitive: it doesn't matter any more who was in the wrong, all that matters is that you kiss and make up)