to want to report Mr & Mrs Pontipine to Social Services?

[EdgarAllenPoo]

They left all their children up a tree again. And they make them wear exactly the same clothes all the time. I think they are part of some weird religious cult - WWYD?

I am worried that it is only a matter of time before all their little girls are sent next door for an arranged marriage with the Wattinger boys.

And yes YA all B extemely U.

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me!!!

How exactly does one juice a Pinky Ponk? Bet that sets the ponk alarm off.

I would like to know what Upsy-Daisy's involvement is with the tombliboos trousers -why are they always taking them off & losing them? It's not only iggle Piggle tht she is leading astray!

So glad DS(2.1) has moved on to waybuloo I was starting to worry about the damage ITNG was doing LOL!

Gigglebiz what the .....!??! Justin can you just stick to Mr Tumble please?

Have we got onto waybuloo yet?? that is a preschoolers drug education - look this is what happens when you take drugs.....

I'm sure i never really flew ...

though it is a half hour long advert for MDMA, in many respects...'are you happy and relaxed' mwah hahaha ..

DH just threw the 'Ball' at me, he is now laughing his little nips off thinking about the PINKY Ponk going down like the Hindenburg, Iggle-Piggle bravely manning the helm...'OOOOOOOOOh!'

Dh and I both think this thread is hilarious. Dh actually went through a phase of being hooked on INTG (after I accidentally discovered it one morning), but he's all better now!

I think Upsy Daisy must be the neighbour from hell - especially when she gets her microphone out and starts 'singing'.

@mspontipine first, I'm glad you joined our debate - i shall address my question to you in your own language

Mi Mi MI!Mi Mi MI Mi Mi MI! Mi Mi MI! Mi Mi MI!

waves arms frantically<

and we all know Pat isn't really a postman.

none of the children in the village look like him, for one thing.

@Riven they should have thought about that before conceiving them.

could have tried bumsex instead, couldn't you MsPontipine??

checks calandar, yes, it is friday

brilliant thread.

I'm not sure there's any sex at all in the Pontipine house - they all go to bed fully dressed, for a start; and surely the parents wouldn't try bumsex in front of all the children. I know they aren't the most conventional of parents, but even so...

yes riven, though at least (apparently) all to the same parents.
you do see them drinking 'Pinky-Ponk juice' ..even on public transport. I suspect it is laced with spirits. They spill it everywhere with such a lot of noise!! And share the same bed. The Daily Mail should be told.

Imagine the headline- 'Paedo-pine' no-wonder their kids appear to have subnormal development. So traumatised they all stammer.

@stayingscary i wouldn't put it past them. Maybe that's what they were doing under the very low branch.

"Would a Pontypine/Wattinger alliance produce purple offspring?"

No, not while they all sleep in separate beds.

bum sex

tombliboobs, the tombliboo trousers ARE from Boden. AW 07.

i kept rereading thread title thinking 'the names really familiar,how do i know them?'

yanbu.although i love that they cosleep and prmote the larger family(i dont have one,only 3 but am from one).