Or is there something else that's even lazier which I have never seen?
There are two gardeners in the block of flats up the road, blowing all the leaves off the astroturf-green weeny lawn of the communal garden into the street. Then giving them a final blast so that they really fly off and don't come back.
They they will probably come to roost in my front garden, which doesn't bother me all that much as every other leaf, crisp packet and fag end does also, and of course we have our own leaves waiting to fall.
It dawned on me that if I had my own leaf blower, I could launch a counter-attack, blowing back all the leaves they have blown at me, whilst shrilling: "Get a rake and a broom for fucks sake: you are supposed to be gardeners, not blowers!"
If other people in the street cared to join in we could have a battle.
I am starting to like the sound of this. How much are leaf blowers anyway?
But really, is there anything lazier than not being arsed to pick up your own leaves and blowing them into other people's gardens for them to deal with?