They are on their way back into town.
(not really, I will be kind and change them, I think he has had enough for one day.)
Think silver strappy high heels and crop tops.
He says he didn't know they were cropped tops, they looked like normal tops. DD's shuffled a bit and looked rather shifty when he said this.
I imagine the conversation went something like;
"ooooo dad can we can we can we(x 1000)"
"those look like crop tops to me, your mum will go mad"
"oooooo no, deffo not cropped dad, in fact, they're quite long dad, in fact mum was looking at some just like these last week dad." (innocent whistling in background)
Then he said the heels aren't that bad......