to really NOT give a crap about Peter Fecking Andre moving on with his life?

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It's just so sodding relentless! This guy dropped off all radars till that Celebrity Jungle thingy, now he's milking this for all it's worth, and the idiotic TV channels are just feeding into his obsession not to be forgotten.

And apparenlty he say's he wants to go back on the Jungle thingy...

I'll pay any money for his ticket, as long as it's a ONE WAY ticket.

Grrrrr!

snort I don't give one either. Or about his "ex". I'd be quite happy if they both went to a jungle, any jungle, not fussed, and didn't come back.

Could they also take Kerry Katona? Because I'm sick to death of hearing about her too.

The one thing that realy anoied me about pete was he never understood Planck's oscillator energies had an incorrect zero point. That if he modified Planck's hypothesis by stating that the lowest energy state of an oscillator is equal to 1/2hf, to half the energy spacing between levels hed get the fucken answer.

Oh yes, that too!! That was my very next post!

OK, so who can we put in the Jungle on a one way ticket?

Kerry Katona is definately IN!

Jordan too, but then that'd only encourage them to get back together, and I really couldn't face that all over again....

That Carol bint that does the BBC Breakfast weather.. She's in too.

Whatserface from Masterchef, the Sous Chef to Michel Roux... Get that garnish on the plate NOW!, she's in.

pointlessly orange

Who's pointlessly Orange? LMAO!

LOL that'd be a fab screen name!

O/W ticket to the jungle possibilities:

Noel bloody Edmonds.

Louis sodding Walsh.

Jamie effing Oliver.

Davina ruddy McCall. (sp?)

Much as I love his cooking, and in person is a lovely bloke, the onscreen Gordon Ramsey could do with a stint.

Anne 'desperately trying to be 20 years younger' Robinson

Danni 'my face won't move lie Minogue

Monica! How very dare you. She is a peach in real life, don't diss.

Oh Amanda Holden! Ick.

YANBU. I'm sick of Jordan and Peter. It's insania.

@ ChilloHippi

i prefer katie actually.

at least what you see with her is what you get, he is so sly.

Yes Jamie Oliver would be going to the jungle if I had my way. I bought a packet of sausages from sainsburys and he was on the front. On the back it said "prick with a fork", I thought well they got that right!

Peter who?

ROFL at "Prick with a fork"

Vernon bleeding Kay and his arsewipe of a wife Tess wankchops Daly.
Had to turn over the other day to stop myself shouting c**t at the telly repeatedly when All Star Family Bumholes was on (accidently on I might add).

Daisy you have a filthy mouth... but yes they can f right off too.

Can we add Bruce Forsyth too? He's really getting on my wick.

And Yvette Fielding. I'm sick of seeing her in adverts when I'm trying to watch TV... grumbles

LOL Yes, quite agree.
Can we start having magazines, newspapers, T.V., etc. filled with interesting things rather than
'This nobody with no real talent may have slept with/ called names/ etc. with this other nobody'
Boring.

YANBU. I'm sick to death of Peter flamin Andre and that woman he was married to. I blame magazines like OK for this constant deluge of pointless information about their pointless lives.

If OK weren't paying them thousands of pounds every week to talk about the latest tedious development in their existance then we wouldn't have to see their faces plastered over virtually every magazine and downmarket tabloid every time you walk into a newsagents.

YANBU.

Peter & Katie, for example, are twats.

I cana't bear those magazines either, they are just such a waste of paper.

Surely if we were to cut all that guff out of our lifes, the resulting drop in consumption of paper would have some positive effect on our planet?

Not forgetting the decrease in the production of all that HOT AIR...?