To think that mothers like this need a slap?

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Here

post birth meal (anywhere of choice) was local greasy spoon for
double egg chips
tattie scone
cuppa tea

and cambazola and brie from deli on way home

jesus almighty op

cliche

fuel

fire

op is lame and trying too hard but did introduce me to joys of cliché land that is jupiter images

Oooh yum.

I shocked the medical staff with my ELCS DD2. By being much more interested and concerned about ordering my lunch for afterwards. Then being at tea and toast wil be available. Then persuading kindly woman to give me a plate of mince n mash 15 mins after op.

When they came round a bit later and asked "have you eaten" I was very able to answer "yes"

Love the pic of the woman having a fag whilst a scan.. hmm, realistic!

lol what a great site,ripe for backing any spurious argument

oh well i knew a woman who smoked a fag whilst having a scan....true i tell ya

Blimey, I'm a bit embarassed about my double chin on this one. I did ask DH not to publish it.

OK in fairness it is a classic site. Popped it right in my favourites.

classy and evocative of demi you look well buff

catinthehat you need to learn how to pour your beer better, The head on that is revolting...

Is it just me tempted to use one of the anonymous ones as my fb profile pic if I ever get pg again?

The rest looks fab though

When I had DD1 in the 70s, mothers and visitors were actually allowed to smoke in the maternity wards. Seems very strange now but quite "acceptable" then.

next time my arse is getting skelped on MN i'm straight on Jupiter for photographic proof of my argument

aha so you say you have never seen a dog skate boarding well round my way....

Actually, I advised Demi to get a good haircut before her shots as she has awful split ends as well.

Sardine, its not what you think, it was actually one of my larger frothier urine samples. I mainly drink tequila whne I'm expecting.

What about fathers like this though?

MAy we slap them too - in the interests of fairness you understand.

Phew that's OK then.

Nothing worse than a badly poured beer.

Nothing

Flippin heck, that's my old dog Barry!! I know its him - he had very tiny back legs. He used to go out rollerblading quite often as well.

What's going on, is someone going through my

albums

She is not the one who needs the slap. This mother needs a slap.

And THAT'S MY BROTHER IN LAW!!! He had that portrait taken just before his operation to remove his left finger from a hole in the side of his head.

Terrible bollocks.

eugh,that was a tasteless and unrelated digression on a light thread. until exact circumstances of events are known no one can definitively speculate motives or hand out mob justice

Updating your profile with more glamourous pics eh, raven?