to hunt down all the size 14 wearing brazilian sporting women out there and twang their knicker elastic!

[Northernlurker]

I am so cross. Went to M&S to treat myself to a new 5 pack of practical black midi knickers in a large size What do I find - racks and racks of size 14 in every style but no sensible black knickers for me. So I thought I'd go off piste and buy something frivalous - but the same problem. Size 14 in abundance and naff all for anybody else. Then I saw the brazilians...not just thongs, thongs for the brazilian beareres amnongst us - a whole wall of the blithering things - in size 14. So what I want to know is - where is the size 14 woman that gets all the good pants?

AIBU?

NL, I'm currently wearing these and these and they are very comfy if a little baggy. I quite like M&S Brazilian pants if they are cotton and reasonably high-waisted. I have also had to move down to a 14 in Brazilian pants despite not changing my heafty weight. Brazilians look sexier than shorts on my apple shape. Boy shorts tend to make me look like a boy who has been at the pies, but would probably look sexier if I had hips and a bum.

(Really, there is no way at all that I should be a 14, I still weigh 95kg FFS.)