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to have no time for people who make a drama about spiders and other such phobias?

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notanumber · 30/09/2009 12:15

Before I begin my rant musings, I'd like to make it clear that I'm not denying that people have genuine phobias about all kinds of stuff. For the record, I have a bit of a phobia about vomit for example, and I always get a bit panicky when leaving bars late at night in case someone is pissed and likely to hurl in the tube or at my feet or something.

What really gets my goat is women - and it is nearly always women - who make the most enormous song and dance over their phobia.

Let's take spiders. One comes up in conversation. The drama queen phobic starts shrieking and and sticking her fingers in her ear and theatrically shuddering. She demands that no-one ever mentions spiders in presence again. Oh, and actually, can we not call them spiders anymore? Lets all call them scoobies or somesuch nonsense so that she never even has to hear the word.

I mean, get over it people. Okay, so you don't like them. Say sensibly, like the adult you are, "you know, I'm really quite phobic about spiders. Could we talk about something else?".

It just comes across to me as the worst kind of affrected girlie helplessness; "ooh look at delicate fragile little me with my high heels and boobies. Boo hoo! I'm fwightened of the big bad scoobie ! Please look after me and rescue me you big strong man you"

Why can't these women behave sensibly and with some dignity? It drives me mental. AIBU?

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FatFree · 30/09/2009 13:53

I hate spiders and moths so the thought of a spider than can fly fills me with fear, hench my mortal enemy is the crane fly. I was once breastfeeding my daughter, one flew in and i took off, missing her head on the doorframe by inches.

My OH went mad and just couldnt understand why i would put our daughter in danger and i tried to explain to him, that the very fact that all i could think was "shit i gotta get outta here" meant that my fear was more intense than my maternal instinct at the time.

I've since gotten a lot better and dont freak out quite so much, but i still cant stand to be in a room with one.

notanumber · 30/09/2009 13:56

loofahs? Oh, you're fucking kidding me.

I'd rather drink the menstral blood of a cow than spend more than five minutes in the company of people who think that banding together with a load of other people who don't really like spiders very much with the express purpose of whipping each other up into a frenzy and give cutesy name to the bloody things is a good way to underline their feminine ditziness.

It's not a phobia people! It's you being a twunt.

No-one says you have to like them. I'm not going to try and make you kiss one. I just want you to stop behaving like a moron about it.

Obviously real genuine phobic reactions like Simplistica's are excepted from this. It's the idiotic girlie shriekers I'm riled with. You know who you are. And there are far far too many of you for you all be genuinely properly phobic.

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Iklboo · 30/09/2009 14:02

I have sympathy with people who have actual phobias.

I really, really, really don't like clowns. My mouth goes dry, I get sweaty and (if it's one of those horror clown pictures) occasionally the world starts going away down a long dark tunnel.

I think some people who shriek and carry on about spiders etc are just doing it because they think it's expected of them:

FIL's wife to DS - 'girls don't like spiders and creepy crawlies'
DS: Mummy does
FILW: Oh I'm sure she doens't. Ladies don't like spiders. Maybe she's pretending to be brave

Simplistica · 30/09/2009 14:08

'FIL's wife to DS - 'girls don't like spiders and creepy crawlies'
DS: Mummy does'

we get thatwith rats, I love them andwould happily have one but everyone expects me to be scared

At a farm I got an award for holding one, WTF?

My sis has a fear ofspiders after a med for malariacaused her to hallucnate she was being eaten by many, I get that- fair enough. But eeeek eeek a spideryyyyyyy gets on my wick, there's a qualitative difference

cantpooinpeace · 30/09/2009 14:10

thinks this is an overreaction to an overreaction

Meglet · 30/09/2009 14:11

Girly helplessness does my head in . I don't have a problem with people who have phobias but making a fuss over nothing is daft.

And I cannot stand it when (non-phobic) people freak out and then kill the poor spider . Bloody catch it in a cup FGS. Last time I checked we didn't have poisonous spiders in the UK.

Iklboo · 30/09/2009 14:11

oooh I ADORE ratties. Can't wait till DS is a bit older and we can get me him a pair

OrmIrian · 30/09/2009 14:15

I find it hard to understand rat phobia ikiboo. They are cute fluffy little things Now cockroaches.....

BustleInYourHedgerow · 30/09/2009 14:19

I feel physically sick at the mention of (deep breath)snakes.
Hate it as am not generally very girly or woo.

UnquietDad · 30/09/2009 14:19

No, people wanting "loofah" to be used instead is actually genuine. I think this is most inconsiderate to people who have a genuine phobia of bathtime accountrements.

pingviner · 30/09/2009 14:21

yup - can accept genuine phobias but learned attitudes of caricatured extra-screetchy feminine helplessness are just drivel

I really dont like segmented crawlies like woodlice or centipedes (horrid story behind that, probably not for sharing), I get clammy, adrenaline rush, heart pounding
But I suppose I am lucky in being able to calm myself down and deal with the little blighter(violently)
Having said that, at an exhibition the other day about prehistoric forests they mentioned and showed fossils of a millipede like creature that was apparently 1 to 2m long which got me a bit nauseated
Havent been able to look at DS's wheelybug the same way since

Oh, and why do most needlephobics have tattoos?

Simplistica · 30/09/2009 14:23

'And I cannot stand it when (non-phobic) people freak out and then kill the poor spider '

See i dontwant naketys (*see below) hurt, justaway from me

Only time I everstopped andwasnt scared by one was an anacond that clealry had a really shit life in a zoo, funny that!. I can type the name too

hugmeandcatchthelurgi · 30/09/2009 14:30

I like to talk about my phobias..

its like picking a scab, it hurts but i just cant stop myself

maybe im weird?

MadameOvary · 30/09/2009 14:38

I love snakes, spiders, bats, rats and moths, so yeah, the girlie helpless shrieking grates a bit. But if its a real phobia they are beyond logic so pointless to try and get them to calm down.

Vamonos · 30/09/2009 14:40

yanbu I had a flatmate like that once who just revelled in the whole attention-seeking shrieky thing. "'Pider, 'Pider!!!!!!" "You HAVE to move it NOW!!!" So it was my job to remove even the tiniest spider from her presence, amidst much histrionics and squeals of "you're SO bwave"

Eventually I got fed up of the whole performance and when she had one in her bedroom one night, I said it was time to confront her fears and remove it herself. After much sulking and further histrionics she managed to do this perfectly well - she never forgave me for it though!

FranSanDisco · 30/09/2009 14:46

Yanbu. I hate the fuss people make about wasps - flapping at them and running and shreiking. My MIL is the worst - she is claustrophobic, agraphobic and has a fear of heights apparently. She gives phobics a bad name. She was still able to travel in a small packed cable car up a friggin' mountain with exagerated breathing and tears (for the benefit of her 2 sons). I just ignored her and enjoyed the view. I don't care if I'm accused of being heartless, you haven't met her.

thedollshouse · 30/09/2009 14:51

I can have a conversation about spiders without making a drama, in fact I wouldn't even mention that I had a phobia. However, if you put one near me I would rip your bloody head off.

SaintGeorge · 30/09/2009 18:22

I am a bit bemused by someone saying 'I have a bit of a phobia'. You are either phobic or you are a bit afraid, but a bit of a phobia? Errrrrrr no.

Contradicts the whole meaning of the word.

bodeniites · 30/09/2009 18:40

i on the other hand hate it when people have a wasp in their ear and dont flap it is the only living thing i am genuinely very scared offand ill be the first to flap and shout"get it away from me" its because it could STING me if one comes in the house i will try to let it land on the window then let it out but thatismore my beliefs of trying not to kill anything

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