To think my licence fee shouldn't

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To pay for non entity
charley boorman to go on holiday?

He is on BBC 2 right now, the useless fat fuck

oh AnyFucker, please, no!!! Now you've made me think of him all huffing and puffing and making pig grunting noises.

gross.

I love Charley

The Top Gear episode in Vietnam was much better than Charlie Boringman

I thought that all presenters working for the BBC have some sort of clause in their contract entitling them to at least one foreign trip per annum.

They are always popping off to investigate or research something or other.

Go on - I challenge you to look out for these thinly disguised trips. 'Who do you think you are' is always a good place to start.

I think that Charley would make small dead animal noises

And be a bit whiffy

definitely whiffy.

and have no cheese.

no cheese?

I meant nob cheese!!

oh christ, I have just had a cheese 'n' pickle butty for my lunch...

prhaps it is Charleys wife on another thread who is complaining about his hygiene

he certainly looks like a dirty fucker (in more ways than one)

that's just wrong.

Pickle and butter in the same sandwich is one spread too many.

who said there was butter in it ?

and nob cheese is right ???????????????

surely a butty must have butter in it?

nope, butty is a northern term for a sandwich

whether there is butter in it is not the issue

and anyway, where does it say you can't have pickle & butter in the same butty?

(I have butter in all my sandwiches, even with mayo )

(I bet SomeGuy thinks a brew is alcoholic too )

Nooooooooooooooo. Butter and mayo togther is wrong.

Buttys can be hazardous to health it seems:

news

That's a skunk though, someguy.

(I'm not a skunk, in case you were wondering )

I had some nice skunk last time I was in Amsterdam.