to carry a pomander when travelling by public transport?

[ElaineFiggis]

I was verbally abused this afternoon on the train by a very rude old man who seemed to take it personally that I was using a pomander

I know it's a bit unfashionable (don't know why though!) but the way I see it is why the hell shouldn't I take whatever measures I deem appropriate to protect myself from discomfort?

If people observed proper personal hygiene (nothing obsessive here, I just mean not actually smelling bad and making other people feel unwell) and stayed off the buses and trains when they have hacking coughs and sneezes etc, I wouldn't use it

but I travel a lot and just want to be comfortable - why he was so rude I don't understand

he called me a "cow"

[Stinkermink]

Queen Elizabeth I carried one about so she couldn't smell her own pants. IMHO a stuffed orange is way more pleasant than some smelly old tramp commuter.

[Pikelit]

You'll have to excuse the confusion but I managed to skip some of the detail and wonder quite how much more pleasant it'd be to have an orange in your pants. Given that the alternative was a smelly old gent.

[seeker]

I prefer to have a beautiful re-ruffed choir boy preceeding me swinging a censer.

[gagamama]

Kemble, that is exactly what I meant. It certainly makes smelly people stay out of my way on the commute.

[ElaineFiggis]

OK, I own up, it's Greensleeves

I was SO bored yesterday

thanks for all the fun!!

[ThePinkOne]

Brilliant Greeny! Only just found it but had a jolly good chuckle!

[pagwatch]

great thread.

you must be pleased that even when playing loopy Elaine people were lining up to be your friend

[ElaineFiggis]

yes, it was peculiar - I may keep Elaine on, she is much more popular than I am

[Cadelaide]

Oh Greeny, now it'll die and it was such fun.

[MintyCane]

Oh i did like Elaine Figgis fab name

[LadyMidnightMT]

lol

[ElaineFiggis]

sorry cad

thought I had better knock it on the head BEFORE everyone started saying "oh come on, this is getting dull"

[MrsFawlty]

Brilliant. Can we now have a MN pomanders on public transport day please? Would make other MNers much easier to spot and would love to see what would actually happen if I started swinging one on the death bus into central Manchester...

[cocolepew]

Greeny!

I know it was you all along.

[Grumpyoldcaaaaaaaa]

This was brilliant and I loved the name, conjoured up image of cat's arse mouth and bad perm for some reason.

[DinoFeet]

I would have given my right foot for a pomander on the bus today some STUNK of b-o and I think someone else (no kids on board) had poo'd themselves

[fishflange]

I loved this thread so much, I so wanted it to be real.....

[CrackWhoretoPaulDacre]

Elaine Figgis

[CrackWhoretoPaulDacre]

(I really do want to make a pomander now)

[CarmenSanDiego]

This is fab, I want to make one now!

I got really into scent lockets when I was pregnant and certain smells made me nauseous. A little lemon oil in them really helped me out.

What a fantastic thread. I have a vision of MNers on trains all clutching pomanders and wielding them at unwashed riffraff.

[ElaineFiggis]

they are actually a really cool idea, aren't they?

I am going to make one now!