Ive name changed ,but can you guess who i am?

[deadlylightshade]

I`ve been away for a bit and now im back.(mini flounce)
Was a tiny bit bored so who wants to play "guess who i am"? . Bet you cant !

..... DERRIN ! TA DA !

Well , no its no really .

jenny from the block

also tap o'lauriston was mega bar.its a hotel now

i got chucked oot the drop in the other week ,grassmarket , by the big scary wumin bouncer ..... fur laughing too loud!

at least it wisnae hooters showbar

God I wish you'd stayed flounced.

Talking like Billy Connolly doesn't lessen the shame of the thread.

but i love a good brass neck.ok so op do the walk of shame fess up- whits yer name

hully , shame? Its ok to talk about bumsex ,but this has shame? really?
dont start on billy - he's a national hero

i dont want to tell now .... im getting a pure power aff these nae humour bints other posters.

are u me?are you scottishmummy

hope it macsween veg haggis,doll

i could be hen , but since were bathe here at the same time, i dinny think so ?
i just thought hully could dae with getting a big lump of scottishness inside her ...but a haggis will dae fur nooo

It won't get you off the hook och aye the noo all you might

there's a lot to explain why kilts are so heavy! -

hully -info flash "och aye the noo" ??? wtf .... no scottish person would ever say that it would be "goinstickyurheadupurainarseyanumptie"

aye,thread premise is a bag o shite.so fess up

will translate - dont be silly dear .

I have lost the will to live

oh no you too ! my thread is a bag o shite?
gutted !

the flounce thing/guess who thing its wanky

and yet hully - you are still here

lol wanky ! aye i ken. it is .