Ive name changed ,but can you guess who i am?

[deadlylightshade]

I`ve been away for a bit and now im back.(mini flounce)
Was a tiny bit bored so who wants to play "guess who i am"? . Bet you cant !

If it's not an MNer anyone's heard of, why are people still guessing and waiting for the answer anyway? It could be someone who posted a load of inflammatory shite, got cross when people disagreed and then buggered off, only to return under another name. What a baffling thread.

i mini -flounced because there was a lack of funny threads last week ...i do love funny!

Just tell us. Seriously. I have my ideas but I'm not guessing names as a protest against the attention-seking (even though it is blatantly working on me).

What's wrong with David Mitchell? I had a very nice dream about him after watching Mock The Week

Coted'azure?

Fattipuffsandthinnifers?

Ladyofwaffle?

Florenceandthewashingmachine?

Pestom onster?

Crushwitheyeliner?

Mintyy?

boo hooo you hate me why ?

Nobody... nobody's watching - yeah!

Dangerous moments, too hot to mention
Pangs at midnight, sexual tension
Running on empty, I need to fill, self stimulation

No code of practice, no rule of thumb
Before you know it, you're overcome
It's satisfaction that we all crave, don't be a stranger

You got an itch you can't scratch
It's in the heat, your purple patch
You got an itch you can't scratch
It drives you crazy, you've met your match
S-C-R-A-T-C-H, baby don't you hesitate, scratch

I'll be right over, he said with a grin
Don't you boil over, before I get in
It's satisfaction that we all crave, don't be a stranger

(chorus)

Closer and closer, deeper and deeper

You gotta scratch, scratch, you gotta scratch, scratch
It drives you crazy, you've met me, you've met your match
Scratch, scratch, you're gonna let me scratch, scratch
You got an itch you can't scratch
S-C-R-A-T-C-H, baby you don't hesitate...

you are cod

I see you keep your spreadsheet up to date shiney

Doubt it
Cods not that irritating

Cods not irritating just very funny

Oh good cos you are one of my favorite people

Minty: I didn't call her irritating, the OP not Cod

God does that even make sense

Ignore me am having a very bad week

Oh right, yes the OP is very irritating

Ok, I can't bear it any longer.

IT'S ME!!!!!

GIRLARELOUD!!!!

Don't you all just know exactly who I am and ADORE me?!!!

No.

Im confussled

BALD