to expect a woman not to sit and do her hair and make up stark naked in the changing rooms

[Dophus]

I don't mind her strutting naked around the changing rooms at the gym

I can even live with her standing naked in front of the mirror and drying her muff with the hair dryer

What I do object to though is her sitting on the stools naked and doing her hair and make-up.

I think it's unhygienic and I don't want to sit there afterwards.

I'm no lesbian but I am going to have the join the gym to see this muff-drying.

I just don't get it. Don't they shave their bits? Why would someone dry their muff? They will only wee on it 5 mins later. Did you blow dry her pubes into a creative style?

I'm so confused. I too have only seen the wall-dryers. Is this what she used?

Echoing Ballad why doesn't she just stick some knickers on like everyone else?

I reckon she was getting right horned-up having everyone watching her and I would have HAD to have given her a nasty look and said something snide but that probably says quite a lot about me

Sitting her dirty sweating blow-dried flange on a public seat is so far beyond a joke. I think you may have been on candid camera.

I meant did SHE blow dry her pubes. Not did you. Of course you wouldn't blow dry her pubes.

I'm so confused. Someone get me a cuppa tea.

I'm sure I've told it before but always happy for a retell.

I was the only person i nthe actual pool (was quite late), though there was a girl in the jacuzzi and 2 lads in the sauna. I'm swimming along and a bloke came out the changing room stark naked. I nearly drowned at this point as I stopped swimming mid stroke with my mouth wide open!

Anyway, he casually saunters up and down the pool and I try to pretend I haven't noticed. He goes back in the changing room and I go into the jacuzzi. Then the bloke comes back out the changing room (with speedos on) and joins us in the jacuzzi where he blatently starts wanking.

I get out and dive into the sauna where I tell the 2 blokes what had happened. At this point the girl comes running in and joins us and was like "Oh God, he's having a wank".

Thats it really, I told the gym manager but they never tracked down who it was.

was she bkow drying her minge?

Ha stripey that is hillarious but terrifying. Did you report it to the police? He cannot have been sane.

No, never thought to tell the police. If the gym couldn't work out who it was I don't think the police would have been much use.

A total stranger at the gym today started a conversation with me, about my shoes and then just small talk. But, as we talked I was trying to get dressed nonchalantly behind my towel, while she just stood there totally naked. She came in close and leant over at one point to have a closer look at my shoes oblivious to the view I was being exposed too. It was all I could do not to just give her the fecking shoes and run away. And I have been worried all day that I am just immature and a prude and maybe this is quite normal.

Oh my god !!! This thread has made me laugh so much, I'm crying !!!!

ROFL but also boak at 'diry sweating blow-dried flange'

dirty, i mean

They are mounted on the bench. they have curling tongs there - never seen her go that far

"If the gym couldn't work out who it was I don't think the police would have been much use."
So that's why conviction rates are so low these days. Next time I get burgled I'll call Fitness First.

I do wish people would be more considerate with their muffs, though. Like when I'm crouching down to get stuff out of the botttom locker and some woman comes along starkers to get her clothes from the locker above. I'm not being a prude - I just don't want a face full of fanny!

No Riven, they really are not.

I only wish I had that much confidence but I don't want an eyeful of Herbal Essence blow dried mimsy when I'm feeling queasy anyway after doing 2 minutes on a treadmill

Concur - definitely not supermodels (in fact at our gym average age is probably 50)

Hehe love 'herbal essense blow dried mimsy'.

We need to keep this thread going as it's so funny.

And also I am baffled that this happens let alone by how many people have actually come across it! My DH is lucky to see my ankle of late- I'd never flash a flap in a changing room.