Just that, really. DS is about 4 weeks now. Family and visitors all want their cuddles when he is alert, freshly changed, has a full tummy (but is out of danger of puking), not sleeping, not breastfeeding and not crying. As all parents of newborns know, this probably accounts for about 5 minutes out of every hour.
As soon as he begins to cry, belch, puke, crap, root, or go to sleep with dribbly extras, it's "Ohhhhh, I think someone wants their Mummy!" and I get presented with Mr Furious while everyone else has a nice chat and a cuppa. An hour later after I've breastfed, cleaned up posset, changed nappy and maybe an outfit too, some scumbag welcome guest says "I'm ready for MY baby cuddles now" and then promptly announces "Oh look! He's smiling at me, I must have the magic touch!" Or my particular favourite, "They can tell whether you're stressed or relaxed, can't they?" as I sit in the corner smelling of boob cheese and trying to remain upright after 6 weeks of no sleep.
I decided to give him a lovely bath yesterday with DD while we had some time to ourselves, and he shat in it, and he was sitting and crying until he puked in the poo soup and DD was shrieking at the sight, and then my sister-in-law rang to negotiate an outing for Sunday dinner, and DH tried to give me the phone for me to make arrangements. I don't think so
This is not my first and I know it gets better! Please rant with me and help me to keep a sense of humour about it.