to loathe the expression "i am a girly girl"

[NoahDear]

they normally are " chocoholics, a bit crazy and love cocktails"

ew

I would like to know where do girly girls go to fart, to the little girls room?

They don't fart, they excrete tiny little flower fairies encapsulated in shimmery microscopic bubbles.

do you like girly boys?

Getorf - You make it sound so magical, im trading in my Dr M's for some dainty bally shoes.

This happened to me this very evening without a word of a lie:

DS1 (8) is making a family tree out of those little lego figures and gets us all to pick the heads of who we are (i.e. DS2 picked the grump face as he is always quite grumpy). DS1 says to me that he's picked mine already....there are a couple of female heads (lipstick etc.) but he says that since i'm not girly he's not going for one of them for me.

This is fine except that my lego head HAS A GOATIE BEARD!!!

Claw3, that site is, like, sooo ewwww . . .

I especially love this line:

"Just because you're a girly girl doesn't mean you have to wear pink or purple all the time."

• well phew, thanks for the permission.

Reading that reminded me of another requisite for girly girls:

Use lots of exclamation marks! All the time!! The more the better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes Kerry but with a faux innocent giggle that makes it okay

Balloon - I think my favourite line after giving all the what to wear, nails, hairs, clothes, how to speak etc, etc. 'Be yourself and don't try to change your personality'

Hmmm i wonder whether scratching your arse will lip gloss counts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pink makes me itch

Aha, I cannot be too girly then GetOrfMoiLand as I do drive in London

I don't know if a neighbour of mine is trying to be girlie or is just insane: she has the fluffy pink car covers (playboy), pink fluffy-dice and often pig-tails (she is mid-40's)!

Port rofl, those are your options - lipstick or beard, there is no middle ground