To have just shouted F*** OFF at robot voice on the phone...?

[Caz10]

Almost 10pm on a Friday night, no-one EVER calls our house at that time! Phone rings, I grab it in a panic so it doesn't wake dd (and obviously cos it means someone has died or something) and there is a robot voice saying "Congratulations, you have just won a luxury holiday to the Caribbean"

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!

We are on the TPS list as well...

You are having a good day Mamag - can I have some???

MamaG I gave my dd a big fright by snorting out loud when I read that earlier on!! Next time they call I am going to say "fuck-off" in a robot voice back to them and see if it understands me better then!

Has anyone booked online with Odeon?
It - Which cinema are you going to?
Me - Glasgow
It - I think you said Manchester...press 1 etc etc...to try again...
Me - Glaaaaassssgow
It - I think you said Sheffield....etc
Me - GLAS-GOW
It - i think you said Cardiff...etc
Me - wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck offffffffffffffffffffff