Have namechanged as am mortified enough.
Will try to keep this as short as I can.
It's DH's birthday tomorrow. Like a lot of blokes, he's hard to buy for so what I tend to do is dress up in a "sexy" (in the eye of the beholder!) outfit, and we have a nice night in.
I had a particular outfit in mind and couldn't find one on the website I used last year, so I googled it, found a website with it on, ordered it (and a couple of other things), and paid extra for express delivery as I'd left it a bit late.
The doorbell rang this morning and on the step was my [male] neighbour, with a parcel. He said "I thought I'd drop this round and refund you the postage."
I had no idea what he was talking about, I must have looked totally blank.
He looked puzzled and walked off, but walking away he said "if you need to change anything, that's no problem."
When I opened it, it was my stuff. The return address on the ticket inside is his address, but I have just checked the website and it's not on there.
I am just so fucking mortified. I know loads of people run internet businesses from home and I knew he worked from home but what are the fucking ODDS?
DH and I have been talking about moving house but decided last week not to bother. I want to ring him at work and say I have changed my mind - we are moving NOW.