to want to run through mumsnet having a massive temper tantrum and flop on the floor in a heap

[dizzymare]

I feel like screaming, I'm so sick of throwing up,feeling like shit. And yeah ok it'll all be worth it in the end. But I want pate and cream cheese and alcohol and to smoke a joint. Ok, I've never smoked one before, but I want to have the choice to get out of of my head. My mood swings are furious, my patience is short, my back hurts and yes this is all about me but i don't care!!!!. The house is a state, my mum can only do so much, it's pissing it down and ds is cooped up driving everyone nuts with far too much energy. Argh!!

YANBU

Go for it!

YADNBU. That sounds like a jolly good idea.

Nice mental image.

Have a hug. ((()))

YANBU

I am sorry you have so much to deal with at the moment. I have read a few of your threads and hope things settle back down for a while now.

Right well you'd all better take cover then!!!!! I'm off..

YANBU!!!

Infact I think I may well join you if that's ok?

Sorry everything is so stressful atm, but yes, it will be worth it and in the mean time come have temper tantrums on a regular basis to keep yourself sane

YABU. I have enough tantrums in rl without any on mn too

Rl is bored with my tantrums today, so now you lot can have them

Why can't you have cream cheese? Just have some, it is fine.

I can can't I Ok then I want to have brie

easyeggs you coming with me then?? I feel a div on my own

I'll join you in the huge tantrum
go for it

Is there anything at all you crave that isn't forbidden? Because if so, you deserve to have as much as you can now!
(I also thought cream cheese was OK??)

or if it's a tantrum you crave, go right ahead, MN can cope (you too TR )

There is no pleasing some people

Trinity you more than me deserve the tantrum, you go first I'll follow behind((hug)) Easyeggs you bring up the rear, then we can all flop down for the grand finale!!

You should tantrum its good for the soul and when DS is in bed you need to make yourself a nice bacon and brie toasted sandwich type thing and wash it down with a glass of wine.
If you havent got those things in do it tomorrow night.
The other week I ate uncooked cake batter, I only remembered it had raw eggs in it after it passed my lips nevermind the eggs shells still on the kitchen bench ready to go in the bin but I still ate it and enjoyed it and im still here!

Think you and TrinityRhino both fully and absolutely entitled.

how about we all just stand back while you have a joint ht.

then we'll all give you both a very unmumsnetty (((hug)))

(I'm new but even I know it just ain't done )

thanks guys

Oh now what am I going to wipe my bum with

just pile them up the corner of the bathroom, they'll be fiiiiiiine

you were supposed to be having your huge tantrum after me, not clearing up....

I'm just planning my route We need to aim for mass destruction here you know, the more dramatic the better!