...after we had sausage & mash for tea...

[Ponders]

...to keep sneaking downstairs & scraping up sausage fat with a forkful of leftover mash?

YABU not to have washed up after dinner!

OP I used to indulge in re-heated chinese takeaway for breakfast mmmmmmmmh (which is on a par with old fat, sausaged or not!)

SomeGuy: "I do grab handfuls of Jordans raspberry crunch cereal when I go downstairs", now that's weird (It's healthy bollox ffs! !! lol

That does sound yuck. Were there bits of burnt sausage in it too? It makes me heave to even wash up something containing cold, solidified sausage fat, let alone eat it!

If you heated up the fat, however, and fried a patty of mashed potato in it... then you'd be talking!

And how come there was any leftovers anyway?! That's weird for sure

If you were scraping it off the bin lid or something then yes..that would be a bit much but each to their own I say.

As a fan of pickled onion monster munch I'm keeping my mouth shut....