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to find the word "bloods" irritating?

93 replies

Joy27 · 28/08/2009 13:20

Every pregnancy appointment involves some talk of "taking your bloods"/ "I'll need some bloods from you" or similar.

It's not bloods, it's blood or "some blood" or "blood samples". You wouldn't say "look at those sheeps", unless you were three.

I know I am being a bit unreasonable, but it just seems lazy and the sound of it makes me want to poke myself in the eye.

No doubt there is some legit medical reason for it, and I am going to feel like a buffoon....

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chegirl · 28/08/2009 20:24

My mum once told me she had 'a low grade fever' I think she meant she had a bit of a temperature. She does it all the time and always gets things wrong. It annoys the hell out of me.

I have to admit to using a fair bit of medical terminology due to being in hospital so long with DD. I was also a medical sec. for years so speak fluent medic. I try not to because it can make doctors suspicious. They think you are a bit too interested in medical stuff and are probably boarderline Munchausens.

scottishmummy · 28/08/2009 20:25

fear not someone will be along to hector the hcp about their egotistical exclusionary designed to keep the wee folk down language

hcp bastards,how very dare they

claw3 · 28/08/2009 21:21

Let me take your bloods, sounds like something a vampire would say!

The Vampire off of Seasame Street followed by a maniac laugh AH AH AH AH AH

I think thunder should roar overhead and lightning flash whenever the word is mentioned from now on.

scottishmummy · 28/08/2009 21:29

claw an appropriate name for discussion of bloods

claw3 · 28/08/2009 21:36

I actually changed my name to claw on Halloween about 2 years ago when it was all the rage, then forgot how to change it back again doh!

I will figure it out one day, its so last year

scottishmummy · 28/08/2009 21:37

is there a claw1 and claw2?or is 3 random

Mumcentreplus · 28/08/2009 21:38

I hate when people add on an unnecessary 's' to a word..theres a woman at work she calls New Deal (specialist programme for unemployed) New Deals ..what the fuk is that extra 's' for?... ..just pisses me off

weegiemum · 28/08/2009 21:39

But every job has its terminology.

I think if this bothers you then you don't have enough to worry about!

claw3 · 28/08/2009 21:43

If there are, we are not related in anyway and i state my disclaimer now!

I couldnt think of a relevant user name, so being the creative genius that i am, thought of 3 because i have 3 kids. See what i did there!

SansSerif · 28/08/2009 21:48

Yy Mumcentreplus

See also Tescos and Trivial Pursuits

everlong · 28/08/2009 21:49

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donkeyderby · 28/08/2009 21:52

Who cares? What a trouble-free life you must lead to worry about such trivia

scottishmummy · 28/08/2009 21:53

come to think of it i say im off to waitroses

SansSerif · 28/08/2009 21:55

More classy than off to Lidls I suppose

claw3 · 28/08/2009 21:58

well it kept me amused for a while

hangs head in shame and goes off to do something important

Mumcentreplus · 28/08/2009 21:58
Grin
scottishmummy · 28/08/2009 21:59

i do say i bought it in sainsburys/markies

PureAsTheColdDrivenSnow · 28/08/2009 22:43

argh, meds is fine - short for 'medicines'

bloods is fine too, calm down. Realised that it's not necessarily to do with number of tests all the time, can be to do with number of patients.

our lab processes hundreds of patients blood samples every day - they refer to them as 'bloods'

If you are taking blood from someone, you don't say 'I am taking some blood samples, or blood test' you say 'bloods'

you don't run blood tests, you run bloods. Sorry, just how it is.

Am now getting that thing where if you say/write a word often enough it starts to look weird.

PureAsTheColdDrivenSnow · 28/08/2009 22:44

blooooooooooooooooood

theDMplagiarisedLeonie · 28/08/2009 23:02

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1dilemma · 28/08/2009 23:17

lol at this thread is anyone else laughing or is it just me with too much time on my hands

I think it's the wine depravation making you all type this

Mumcentreplus · 28/08/2009 23:37

Sainsbury's actually has an 's'

edam · 28/08/2009 23:56

Sainsbury's makes sense as it was established by Mr J Sainsbury (and in fact Messrs Sainsbury given it started as a family firm). As does Marks and Spencer's, given there was a Mr Marks and a Mr Spencer.

Tesco not quite the same but there was a Mr Cohen involved, IIRC.

2rebecca · 28/08/2009 23:57

Do some people have no real problems to worry and fret about?

Schrodinger · 28/08/2009 23:58

love the term 'Messers'

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