to think that there is a "Banker" on deal or no deal

[PitysSake]

everyone laughs when i say this
SOMEONE ( a producer or the bloke of " trhe mole") is telling noel somehting

I too think there is.

Noel Edmonds aint that good an actor

Deal Or No Deal conspiracy theory? Meerkats?

Are you bored?

i am bored
am facing the oven and cleaning

Yes there is, it's Noel Edmonds!

Oh sorry... "banker"!? - I thought you said something else....

Nobody there. It's like when I used to call Fathere Christmas to tell him how naughty the children were being.

NOEL cannot dothe maths or probability I am sorry

not wiht that beard

Or that voice.

How i loathe him.

I am glued to the sofa with baby. I need a wee...

you need a shewee

Actually, wouldn't it be good if you got on the show, and tore the receiver from Noel's hand- "I'll talk to him thanks, Beardie"...

and then have to replace the handset shakily and confess that there actually was a man on the other end who said he Admired your Shrewd Game?

You'd look a bit stupid then, wouldn't you?

A shewee wouldn't help. I need a catheter. Or a bucket.

I loevt eh crap they say the dream factory shit etc

i HATE the women who take over and walk around hugging peopel

"I love you cheryl Ill really miss oyu - hoping its a blue"

fuck off