ROFL at spaniel tearing into bag of used towels!!
I could never get on with tampons. Well, the applicator type that is. They went up no problem, but nearly always leaked so I'd end up having to use a thin towel as well, so what's the point. Maybe I just have a channel tunnel fanny, but that was pre-kids, so god knows what it's like now!
Actually, I read of a new design of tampon out recently. Apparently applicator tampons DO have a tendancy to leak because they don't really expand width-ways so well. But a lot of people didn't like the lilets non-applicator type (as I didn't). So the new one hopes to avoid such problems.
Not very useful really as I don't remember who makes them or what they're called!
Mind you, I also am not very keen on the idea of sticking a load of chemically-treated paper fibres up me chuff. A teacher at school used to boak at the thought of "sitting in a pool of your own blood" (i.e. why would anyone want to ever use sanitary towels she would ask us?) And I would want to reply "Well, it's better that than having the blood festering INSIDE you in a man-made sponge."
My 90 year old great aunt was telling me the other day how when she first started her periods, they had to make their own sanitary towels. Sew them out of material and what I assume was a type of wadding. You soaked the used ones in a bucket of salt water before washing them, a bit like kids' nappies. Now, I'd rather see a used one in a bin than have to see a bucket full of sanitary towel soup!