Sheep shagging jokes [blush]

[pinkthechaffinch]

I know IABU really, it's more of a confession.

If I ever hear a sheep shagging joke I find it really really funny.

Once I was at uni and one of my friends (male) was wearing a sheep skin jacket -2 others spent the lecture making quiet baa-ing noises. Very juvenile, I know, but I laughed so much I actually wet myself a little bit and this way way before DCs.

By the way, before I get slammed, I am a committed anti-racist, lead a multi cultural buddy group at my son's school and completely abhor racism and I would never ever tell one of these jokes

but if I hear one i find it funny

I don't know what's wrong with me.

(shuffles off, shamefaced, but feeling better for having made the confession)

How very dare you! I am deeply offended!

DP is Welsh (I am English) I'm always taking the mickey out of him.

what do you call 4 sheep tied to a lamp post?

A welsh leisure centre!

ROFL and LMFAO at baby annabel!!!

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please more jokes

Its kinda like the forbidden friut, isn't it? I just can't help it sometimes... I'm worse with sexist ones. I hate sexisum, but sometimes they're so funny...

How do the Welsh practice safe sex?

The paint "X"'s on the sheep that kick

Mary had a little sheep
With the sheep she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram........
Mary Had A Little Lamb.

do people really shag sheep ??

I'm thinking no smoke without fire...

(honest question)

AnyFucker - It's a crime isn't it? Bestiality or such like...so I suppose they must do...well I don't know who I mean by 'they' though!

I don't like sheep shagging jokes, they are yuk. My ex used to tell one waaaaaaaaay too much about cliff edges.

BUT the inflatable sheep in the bath and no-one has ever commented is funny...is that true!?

I didn't put all those 'a's in way to sound like I am bleating like a sheep btw...just exaggerating the word 'way'! Maybe italics would have been better

I have heard of people shagging apple pies

well, they did in one film I have watched ?

but a real sheep ?? you would get sheep-poo on your willy

err, I'm confused now, is it bumsex with a sheep ??

I wonder where that poster called "sheepgomeep" is ???? pmsl

That is American Pie - the film with the apple pie. Kinda childishly funny.

I'm no expert but is it sheep bumsex or more (coughs) vanilla ahem vaginal sheep sex? My mind is boggling. And u'm buggered if I can remember a good joke.

For the sake of reference material:
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article145635.ece

That Sun link...that can't be true..."My friends are giving me a lot of stick for it", and...well, they whole thing really...

PMSL at the article... Just the way its written...