It's like as soon as the weather gets warm, everyone starts acting like it's mating season. I am fed up of seeing couples so eager to get at it they can't keep their hands to themselves. Fed up of walking down the highstreet and having to walk around couples kissig, or walking at 'mate pace' - really slowly holding and caressing hands.
The bus stop is always full of them every summer - it's like "look the bus is coming, grab my bum quick"
Parks are full of them rolling around on the grass under trees. It's a real picnic spoiler even without DC's.
Saw a couple walking at mate pace yesterday in the park. I had to hold back the urge to barge abruptly between their clasped-for-life hands.
They have no consideration for those who are single and partnerless or heartbroken.
I'm single and want the right not be confronted by hand and bum squeezing, lipsucking couples in heat.
I am not jealous. Just reasonably annoyed.