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To laugh my head off when DH said this .............................

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mosschops30 · 20/07/2009 10:25

'Im not being funny love but i couldnt even do you from behind in the dark at the moment'

We were talking about sex, and dh hasnt pestered me for ages, which suits me fine as am tired, big, heavy, unsexy pregnant woman. He couldnt do it at all when pg with ds, it freaked him out. Im amazed he's lasted this long (am 24 weeks).

He even mentioned how hed be burnt at the mumsnet stake, so I thought Id put it on here.

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chegirl · 20/07/2009 13:36

What a bastard. Does he not realise that you are the prime of ripe womanhood and you are gently nurturing the flesh of his flesh. He should be laying rose petals at your feet and feeding you fresh mangos.

Any good?

My OH used to go right off me when I was pg. That was years ago. This time it didnt bother him (15 year gap). I think he was just grateful that I was still having sex with him at all! Hah women do age better than men

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