to keep the money?

[LazyWoman]

On Sunday morning, my dh wanted a bit of nookie but I really, really didn't fancy any. Anyway, he kept pestering me and then finally said he only needed 10 minutes and if he was any longer, I could take the £100 cash he had in his wallet and spend it any way I liked! Well, I thought OK ? 10 mins for £100 ? not to be sniffed at. So I agreed & let him get on with it. I kept an eye on the clock, of course, to make sure he got to the 10 minute mark. After he'd done, I smiled lovingly at him and took the £100 but he said I shouldn't take the money as he could have easily finished after 5 minutes and kept it going for longer because he thought I wanted to come! I said that wasn't what we agreed etc. etc.

Please be aware this is a one-off situation - but what do you think - should I keep the money?

Or should I say I'd ride him like Seabiscuit??

Either way, he'd get it....

What's a Seabiscuit?

Just googled it - got it! (I had a rough night - not quite woken up yet

Lazy - Seabiscuit was a racehorse from years ago

What about me then? Saying DP could ride me LOL. That would cost him at least another £100!!

Looooooooool @ this thread keep the money buy ya self something nice

I hope you made a good effort in the delivery room - the louder the shouting the bigger the diamond on the eternity ring (or so I've been told !!

IJAFW - what? Noone told me that! I had an epidural so did next to no shouting. Damn, missed a trick there. Did have a 10 pounder though so thats got to count for a decent sized rock no?

for £100 id let dh do me twice!

im ashamed to say, that i gave my DP a blow job in return for him going to get me a Big Mac, late at night. I did post on here about it, I was told that there were serious flaws in my relationship!!

OP on a serious note, i think you should absolutely take the money, and treat you AND your DH to something nice - a romantic meal out maybe, never know where that might lead

pokeydot In this house, 10 minutes would mean twice!!

Imaynotbeperfect.. Why are you ashamed? Mind you, I'd charge a lot more for a BJ

because i should have gotten at least an indian takeaway and a bottle of wine for my efforts . Honestly lazy, you should have seen the stuff that was written after i posted a very tongue in cheek thread about it. I wasn't trolling i had just done it, was passing the time til he got back with my burger.

My whole relationship was torn to pieces. (admittedly we were going through a bad patch, but nothing wrong with our sex life thankyou very much). Told there was no respect, etc etc - it was like i had let down the whole feminist movement in one fell swoop!

Of course, there is no chance of this ever happening again - i've gone vegetarian!

i believe last time this was done it was a blowjob in exchange for a McDonald's meal.

man, you lot are cheap .

I must admit I was a bit taken aback myself by the first few comments!

Goober called me a..

"Prostitute/ troll/ idiot/ crap wife??
and lots of MNrs seemed to agree with her (him?). It's alright Goober - you're forgiven

I thought I'd been rather accommodating myself..

But yeah - people do things rather seriously around here sometimes