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AIBU?

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In thinking that I can provide material for all your judging needs..

156 replies

retiredgoth2 · 03/07/2009 23:16

....look no further!

We here at Goth Towers will provide all the material you need.

Here are a few greatest hits;

Helmets The twin urchins (8) cycle a mile to school daily along path and cycle track sans said devices. Not because I have read and digested all the research on the matter, and come to a reasoned conclusion, but because I cannot be arsed with the argument any more.

Trampolines We have a large trampoline. It has no net I have also elected to largely ignore the safety advice that came with the trampoline, that may be reduced to this precis: (1) stand, alone, on 'x' in centre. (2) only do so if you are an adult (3) only do this if you are an exceptionally light adult (4) For fucks sake don't bounce.

Lack Of Adult Supervision I frequently leave the larger urchins (10 and 12) unaccompanied for up to an hour. Not to do so would make simple things very difficult indeed. Sometimes I will leave all four when the younger two are abed for essential trips to the local emporium. Such as the essential trip earlier to buy the wine that is fuelling this post.

(it may further interest the Health and Safety freaks to learn that I am an A and E Charge Nurse. So I should know better)

...there are many, many more that would garner opprobrium here. I've left out the best stuff.

Why this post? I was just remembering a family holiday in 2006, a Eurocamp in Brittany. I recall the feral urchin befriending two boys of similar age, who were there with their Dad (their Mum had recently died). They were perfectly pleasant boys, but Mrs Goth and I were shocked at the astonishing amount of latitude they were given. They were going to Eurodisney afterwards....

To my eternal shame, I recall uttering the words 'life insurance cash being spent, methinks'. I wasn't to know that Mrs Goth would snuff it 6 weeks later, but am still paying penance.....

OP posts:
onebatmother · 04/07/2009 00:34

Ah. I see both interests - emu, and emo - can be indulged simultaneously.

retiredgoth2 · 04/07/2009 00:35

....sounds fine to me, Custardo!

In Italy on holiday a couple of years ago, a twin slips poolside causing a minor head wound.

..cue major panic amongst lithe young lifeguards "Doctore! Doctore!' they cried....

'Loctite!' cried I. And bought some of said adhesive from camp shop, stuck twin together, threw back in pool....

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thumbwitch · 04/07/2009 00:35

v. sad about Rod Hull - fixing up his aerial for better reception for some stupid football game, iirc. Fell off the roof and died.

I have only used sunscreen on DS once so far, in Australia last October. Not here as yet. And I rarely, almost never, use soap on him. And I have a glass of wine most eves despite still bf'ing. And I put Milkshake on ost mornings cos after his morning feed DS grabs the remote for my (in the bedroom)tv and aims it at the tv until I do something about it.

Tortington · 04/07/2009 00:35

obm - thats just wrong

MrsFlittersnoop · 04/07/2009 00:35

I put the telly on so I don't HAVE to speak in the morning Custardo. And the dinos count as a Full English Cooked Breakfast chez nous.

thumbwitch · 04/07/2009 00:37

RG2, I believe it is Dottore in Italy...

Useful stuff, Loctite.. I've heard of it being used to glue wounds together before.

Alestorm · 04/07/2009 00:38

Sunscreen actually has v nasty stuff in it - if it doesn't have titanium dioxide or zinc oxide as one of it's main (top 5) ingredients, then the actual blockage stuff in it is chemical crap which is carcinogenic.

So my mate says, anyway. So it must be true, innit?

onebatmother · 04/07/2009 00:38

Yes it is Custy. And I don't see how they're going to get those emu leggings on. No wonder they're discontinuing those items.

Tortington · 04/07/2009 00:38

i feel better about my home doctor skills now rg thanks.

Tortington · 04/07/2009 00:39

pmsl obm.

Tortington · 04/07/2009 00:40

david wears emo/u leggins i bet

Alestorm · 04/07/2009 00:40

That emu leather site is faintly disturbing. i'm going to have to drink more wine now, so i can sleep without dreaming about skinned emou's!

thumbwitch · 04/07/2009 00:41

Alestorm, I do admit that I don't like the idea of nanoparticles of dodgy chemical shite entering into my wee boy's bod via his skin and doing who knows what in there, to say nothing of blocking his Vit D-making potential.

wrinklytum · 04/07/2009 00:41

EEEH? (to Alestorm suncream solioquy)

(Still shocked by Rod Hulls untimely ariel related demise)

JackBauer · 04/07/2009 00:42

Ah but telly in teh morning avoids the need for speaking in teh morning custardo. I can get to gone 8am sometimes without having to talk to DD's at all.

No judging here rg, but I raise you
above mentioned TV as avoidance to 'involving' oneself with DD's (under 4yrs old)
Allowing the princess to try some raw egg yolk sarnie
froot shoots
soft play hell with deep fried sausies, chips and froot shoot for lunch
painted toenails
smoking on school run
take children truck racing without ear protection

Alestorm · 04/07/2009 00:44

wrinkly - i was replying to MrsF further down. But because I'm a bit stoned and a lot drunk i'm quite slow typing tonight.

MrsFlittersnoop · 04/07/2009 00:48

Just don't drop blims on the keyboard Alestorm, those little burn marks are such a giveaway when the PTA mafia come round....

wrinklytum · 04/07/2009 00:51

Those were the days (sighs).

Now I medicate with legal alcohol.Prob much more damaging.

(Goes into reverie about student past)

Alestorm · 04/07/2009 00:54

Sadly, due to dc, i now smoke outside. And due to being a grown up I smoke, carefully, using an ashtray on my lovely, middle class decking.

Oh, the shame.

I really should go to bed, one of the kids will be hanging off my nipples in the night...although I did just score 65% on an extreme metal quiz on Facebook.

Tortington · 04/07/2009 00:57

whats wrong with painted toenails?

i know iabu - but i can't stand any noise in the am

Ninkynork · 04/07/2009 01:00

Lawks, is anyone else thinking RG is a dead ringer for this chap?

Just me then?

wrinklytum · 04/07/2009 01:01

Each to their own and all that.Sometimes I have a few drinks too many to dull it all,disabled dd and disabled dp...

I never drink the nights before I am working and at work.

I think as long as you do stuff in moderation and are not out of control then stuff should be ok,but cannabis and bf?Is that safe?Just a thought.

MrsFlittersnoop · 04/07/2009 01:03

Is there a prize for Collective Bad Parenting?

Oldest mate's 50th birthday plus end of GCSE's party for their DD a few years back......

My mate discovered his DD's mates skinning up in the bog and promptly confiscated their stash while delivering a lecture about breach of trust.

He pretended to flush the grass down the bog and then took it to his office/shed at the bottom of the garden where the rest of the adults were hanging out and we smoked the lot.

Alestorm · 04/07/2009 01:04

Yes. Yes you are.

Ninkynork · 04/07/2009 01:07

A Gold or Blue Ribband for MrsFlittersnoop's mate, no?

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