to want to scream at my colleague...

[Cerened]

who can't seem to cover her mouth when she coughs, and who is unable to eat lunch without letting me 'hear' all about it

Ugh and now she's just licked her fingers clean

Nobboid indeed Jumping

Or people that eat while they are talking to you on the phone?

yy Jumping. Twats

People who slurp their drinks.

I do miss being in my own office. Whoever invented open plan offices should be made to live in one!

On Mat Leave at the mo (thank feck), I worked with a man who scooped out his eye snot and then ate it. He also hummed in a happy fashion when he was eating something delicious.

I committed murder many, many times in my head.

I think I was a little bit sick in my mouth then Grumpy