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OMGG The worlds biggest Penis..

52 replies

TheLadyEvenstar · 20/06/2009 00:02

lol ok I am watching a program on tv this guy has a 12.9" penis....OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

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FenellaFudge · 20/06/2009 00:27

I'm watching this and wondering if you're only allowed a massive penis if you are severely lacking in other areas.
It would appear so...

MumHadEnough · 20/06/2009 00:27

Rofl fenella, I was having the same thoughts myself! (among others, heh heh).

BitOfFun · 20/06/2009 00:28

Fenella, you need to see my Crush thread in chat

Maninadirndl · 20/06/2009 01:30

Look babes, having a huge one is as much a pain having enormous tits. Sounds funny to the other side but isn't really.

Thank God i am mr average and married mrs average.....

HecatesTwopenceworth · 20/06/2009 15:25
laumiere · 20/06/2009 19:45

DH is 9.5 in and that's quite enough, 12 in just seems excessive from an evolutionary point of view!

Kimi · 20/06/2009 19:50

10 is good enough

PeachyTheRiverParrettHarlot · 20/06/2009 19:53

I had an ex similar

It hurt

I even ended up in hospital with kidney bruising

And that's ( can youn tell i've had a drink) even with what the smear nurse descrbes as a 'very long vagina'

DH is a decent size, and I am happy with the larger end of normal LOL.

squatchette · 20/06/2009 20:06

wonder if they're connected his largeness and your erm longness peachy well they obviously had been but ykwim had a drink also sorry ...

drlove8 · 20/06/2009 20:07

i know a guy like that! his nicknames TRY ( as im tri-pod! lol)

SomeGuy · 20/06/2009 23:24

I'm not sure about Jonah Falcon. No proper evidence exists of the size of his erect cock. At least I've googled him and there are no photos other than some dodgy ones of a semi-flacci dangling penis.

Mandingo has a genuine large cock and he does the porn movies to prove it. Google "Mandingo vs. Nautica Thorn" and click the first link to see.

I'd also be sceptical btw of men in general claiming they have 10" cocks. Self-reported penis size surveys generally inflate size by at least 2". AIR the average size is actually about 5".

giraffesCantRunA10k · 20/06/2009 23:26
QuintessentialShadow · 20/06/2009 23:27

pic please.

Or a link will do.

BitOfFun · 20/06/2009 23:29

Someguy, I think a mumsnet compilation of your Amazing Internet Facts would be hilarious

Lissya · 20/06/2009 23:33

SomeGuy: An ex-bf had a 9.5". I know because I measured it

Fenella he was a lovely guy too, bright, tall, good looking & thoroughly nice although not right for me long-term (I forget why, now!) Someone else is a lucky girl!

SomeGuy · 20/06/2009 23:36

pic/link of what?

QuintessentialShadow · 20/06/2009 23:37

Ooohhh, I am sure you can Someguy, but I meant the OP should provide a pic/ link of the "item" that shocked her!

QuintessentialShadow · 20/06/2009 23:37

Ooohhh, I am sure you can Someguy, but I meant the OP should provide a pic/ link of the "item" that shocked her!

Ninkynork · 20/06/2009 23:40

Dammit I thought there would be a pic of madameovary's Ex on this thread!

FenellaFudge · 20/06/2009 23:40

Someguy - 6" is actually the average.

SomeGuy · 20/06/2009 23:41

This is the item in question:

yfrog.com/0jcockwj

SomeGuy · 20/06/2009 23:49

Not sure about that FF.

A proper penis length survey requires professional measurers, not self-reporting. It also needs to eliminate self-selection bias (people with tiny cocks are less likely to volunteer to be measured).

There are very few such studies, but see:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size#Erect_length

The evidence does point towards 5" rather than 6".

The other, less common, preoccupation btw, is volume - the band 10CC were definitely exaggerating.

SomeGuy · 21/06/2009 00:43

cock photos - always a thread killer.

Must remember that.

QuintessentialShadow · 21/06/2009 09:32

Well, you can either go "phwoar" or "yuck" and in either case it would be wrong and offensive.

But blame me. For I asked.

PeachyTheRiverParrettHarlot · 21/06/2009 09:44

Ex was 10",also measured.

he was thick, and a bit stalkerish and didn't last long. Sex was more like a problem solving exercisethan fun.

Another ex OTOH was a little smaler ( I sopund like I have had many men..... oops) and that was Good Fun, shame about the personality.

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