AIBU to think that it is not rocket surgery to *look* at the loo before flushing?

[Ninkynork]

Sorry if this has been done to death, but why do otherwise intelligent, wonderful men leave skids on the back of the loo?

The spray-effect around tiles, the dribbling, the fact that some men DO NOT WIPE, BUT SHAKE URINE ALL AROUND YOUR TOOTHBRUSHES, all that sort of thing can possibly be excused as I am not a man, but surely, as one is turning and reaching for the flush it is obvious if something needs to be done? Why do they not see it?

I don't think you can do surgery on rockets.

Brain Science then, it's a well-known joke SG, and hopefully less offensive than the Fat Bitch thread.

Your insights would be welcome though

Women are tidier than men. Just one of those mysteries of life - I can spot the girls' handwriting on the wall at my son's school, and you can tell when your husband's been for a dump by the contacts of the toilet bowl.

Threadkiller

Contacts of the bowl?

Personally i don't look (Not a man though).
I put the seat straight down and flush.

I did get a lecture from DS1 age 12 last week because a bit of poo hadn't flushed away.
I did try to protest that it wasn't mine but he studied it and saw red peppers in it. Only i had eaten red pepper lol!

contents/contacts.... Mr. Hanky is on speed dial

ewww and lol at tortoise's ds studying poo for evidence of ownership.