In tesco, have had some money through so was mooching and buying nice things for us all, magazines, a couple of toys nice snacks etc
Lovely 'granny' type checkout lady, having a natter with her about DD2's hair and DD1 being at school and them not having slept the ngiht before blah blah, when she suddenly stops midsentence, looks at what is in her hands, and then goes bright red and shoves the rest of my shopping through as fast as she possibly can.
To make it worse I hadn't clicked until we were leaving that that was why and I was still trying to talk to her saying 'I hope that they sleep tonight so I get some time to myself
What did I buy? Scarlet magazine (with free erotic book!)