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To think that some members should really grow up and come out from their own arses?

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ReesiRoo · 28/05/2009 12:27

It astounds me how immature some members are, not to mention how 'superior' they believe themselves to be. I mean, grow up ffs!!! It's like some of you have never left secondary school and you're still there bitching away and all.

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TrillianAstra · 28/05/2009 15:45

Why should you change it? Are you stealing the title from someone who deserves it more?

It is a bit of a name...

Worldsworstmummy · 28/05/2009 15:46

'Tis a rubbish name. How about Worldsworstname?

Worldsworstmummy · 28/05/2009 15:47

The other option is MadameDefarge. Because executions and knitting are my kind of pasttimes and very MNetty.

BitOfFun · 28/05/2009 15:48

< queues up for the WWM title >

It sounds a bit apologetic I suppose - be crap and pround...or ignore children in your names altogether, as I try so desperately to do in real life...

Worldsworstmummy · 28/05/2009 15:50

It was sort of meant to be ironic, but doesn't really work.

Maybe it could be an honorary title that can be bestowed when necessary, or assumed when felt.

RumourOfAHurricane · 28/05/2009 15:53

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Worldsworstmummy · 28/05/2009 15:54

but you might forget me! sob sob. all that sucking for nothing!

TrillianAstra · 28/05/2009 15:55

Where did that come from? Older mother = 35 when baby is born I guess?

(no basis in reality just guessing)

Worldsworstmummy · 28/05/2009 15:55

Kerry thought cuntmummy had a nice ring to it, though I'm not convinced.

BitOfFun · 28/05/2009 15:56

Oh it does!

Yep, don't change it cos Kerry said to ...or if you do, try KerryMarmalade or something and REFUSE to change back- it will drive her nuts, lol, and she'll need another holiday.

< remembers that KM is away with her young Croatian lover munching her flapjacks as we speak >

TrillianAstra · 28/05/2009 15:56

Change name here and we will remember you. If popular peopl like Shiney and BoF call you by name in a few threads everyone will think you are great.

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Worldsworstmummy · 28/05/2009 15:56

I think it is 35+. The thread was about the 66 year old. I can't go there again!

BitOfFun · 28/05/2009 15:57

I saw a cunt earlier actually, can't remember her full title.

TrillianAstra · 28/05/2009 15:58

While we're here: KerryMumble and KerryMaid. Same?

BitOfFun · 28/05/2009 15:58

35 is NOT the same as 66 < huffs >

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BitOfFun · 28/05/2009 15:59

Trillian, NO, they aren't- and KerryMumbles is going bonkers over it

Sycamoretreeisvile · 28/05/2009 16:00

Change it, but keep WWM as a suffix for a while - and make sure you post a lot during your "transition" phase.

Shineone is right - your name does not do your online personality justice.

I just changed mine eversoslightly.

Bet you can't guess how

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TrillianAstra · 28/05/2009 16:00

I think someone called Milkysallgone incorporated cuntsalina in her name the other day.

BitOfFun · 28/05/2009 16:00

Popular...not really, just persistent, like a bad smell

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BitOfFun · 28/05/2009 16:01

That was the cunt I saw earlier Trill!