To think that some members should really grow up and come out from their own arses?

[ReesiRoo]

It astounds me how immature some members are, not to mention how 'superior' they believe themselves to be. I mean, grow up ffs!!! It's like some of you have never left secondary school and you're still there bitching away and all.

"twitched"...

Oh someone help me, I am crying...

lmao I was wondering when someone was going to mention the twitched...

Baisy, are they TrillianAstra's flapjacks by any chance?

If so, no fair.

are you talking about threadworm?

Somehow the idea of munching Trillian's flapjacks is making me snigger now too...

They are just your bog standard M&S ones im afraid, but you are more than welcome to help yourself.

I cannot shake this mental picture I have of myself "coming out of my own arse."

Neither can you, now!

Didn't Lucia39 start a thread in a very similar way a week or so ago? It was deleted in the end because it was so horrible.

You've never tried them BOF?

You are missing out - they're very moist.

Mmmm, and kind of sweet...

Lucia was back last night...could they be One And The Same?

Blane slowly exited the shower, Drusilda watched with wide eyes as his MOIST MEMBER twitched with anticipation...

Drusilda lay back against the satin sheets, smiling provocatively as Blane walked purposefully towards her...

Shiney, I am intrigued to know about the namechange you spotted - relating to a mutual "friend" of ours???

"But I'm not hard!" protested Blane, "Well, maybe a bit"...

Shiney pre-empted him you see.

AS opposed to pre-emptied so he would last longer...although we could work that in, I suppose.

Oh come on, share your detective work...

I know about another name changer too ... (suspect it might be a different one though - this one involves someone who de-regged and has recently returned)

And Lucia might be 'more straightforward' but she started a thread that was virtually identical to this - except even worse, because it referred to a specific poster.

And there's a link between my two posts

But please don't speculate openly about my posts and which poster it might be, as that would only start all the upset again!