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..to want to tell people in public toilets...

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MrsMerryHenry · 27/05/2009 10:43

...to wash their hands?

This is inspired by another thread.

Obviously I never have, and never would say it! But I am shocked by the numbers of people that walk straight from the cubicle to the door without so much as a wave offering of water at the sink.

How vile!

OP posts:
Lucia39 · 27/05/2009 13:29

The Antiseptic Baby and the Prophylactic Pup
Were playing in the garden when a Bunny gamboled up;
They looked upon the Creature with a loathing undisguised; -
It wasn't Disinfected and it wasn't Sterilized.

They said it was a Microbe and a Hotbed of Disease;
They steamed it in a vapor of a thousand-odd degrees;
They froze it in a freezer that was cold as Banished Hope
and washed it in permanganate and carbolated soap.

In sulphurated hydrogen they steeped its wiggly ears;
They trimmed its frisky whiskers with a pair of hard-boiled shears;
They donned their rubber mittens and they took it by the hand
and 'lected him a member of the Fumigated Band.

There's not a Micrococcus in the garden where they play;
They bathe in pure iodoform a dozen times a day;
And each imbibes his daily rations from a Hygienic Cup -
The Bunny and the Baby and the Prophylactic Pup.

Stayingsunnygirl · 27/05/2009 14:04

Lolol - I love that, lucia!!

pingviner · 27/05/2009 14:35

try this
though the sensitive may find some of the images vile
we are probably pretty hardwired to a visceral sense of disgust

linky

Luvoneson · 27/05/2009 19:36

Think its gross!!

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