to wish there was a precis of the week on Mumsnet?

[Voltaire]

As well as Morningpaper's excellent roundup of the week's highlights, of course.

I'd like to know who has flounced, left their husband/partner, announced their pregnancy, decided to move to Beaconsfield for the schools etc.

I'd like it in Excel Spreadsheet form, please.

And we need a style & beauty MN thumbs up or thumbs down for the week

Crocs, Birks, Tankinis - Thumbs down

M&S £12 jeans, Primark £7 floral kaftan with silver sequins, Boden girls' silver sandals - Thumbs up

List of threads noted as "OTW" over the week and wether that was an accurate assessment or not!

MNHQ - I hope you are taking notes.