Everytime I say I've got a problem when doing something her helpful answer is "well don't do it"
For example my car is making stupid noises when I reverse at an angle off my driveway, so she says don't reverse....OK I'll drive forwards into the house?!
Always the bloody same, but then my brother is the same, he told me a bulb had gone in the front lights of my car and when I asked for help he said go to a shop and get a bulb.
This is my first fucking car, I'm not a mechanic.
(disclaimer i am due on so likely taking things a bit more to heart)