to think Piers Morgan is the sexiest eye candy in the whole wide world?

[LolaTheShowgirl]

Nuff said!

He looks and sounds exactly like my GP, so much so that whenever B's got T comes on, dds shout 'HELLO DOCTOR LEWIS' at the screen. And GP is very nice, which has made me warm to Piers.

Boco - does Piers Morgan do your smears than?

YANBU I think he is very shaggable too

He's rather smug....do you think he rolls his eyes and looks smug while in the act too?

YABU Yuck.

YABU - he is full of his own self importance and has a pudgy face

Yuck Yuck Yuck!

Are you his mum?

PLEASE can someone help me get rid of the mental image, with sound effects, that I have of Piers cranking up the speculum?

[projectile vomit emoticon]

cornsilk - you'll start off that 'my baby is sexy' debate again

Lola...seriously, I think you need to seek some sort of counselling.

And for godsake don't let your DP know (if you have one)...they will never get over that you could fancy both piers and them

This could take years and years to get out of my mind....goes to look at naked photo of morgan freeman

Are you completely and utterly insane? The man is a total and utter c*!

YABVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVU!

YABVVVVVU. He's called Piers Moron for a reason you know.
Simon Cowell, however, I would certainly do.

This is a cry for help, isn't it?

Oh no.

Now I have to admit I would climb over Piers Morgan to get to Simon Cowell.

How low do I feel now?

piers looks like someone has climbed over him - like hooked chunks out his face and abseiled down it